So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19711. | Prius Fancy (lucy) | 67.73 | — | 2008-10-11 |
19712. | Ebrahim (ebrahimgouda) | 67.72 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
19713. | Zulsorai (zulsorai) | 67.72 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
19714. | ryleigh (thestonedpotato) | 67.72 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
19715. | Freeman_c14 (freemanc14) | 67.72 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
19716. | Ryan (alphatypergo) | 67.72 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
19717. | Igor (igor2003) | 67.71 | 95% | 2021-12-08 |
19718. | Tearies (tearies) | 67.71 | 98% | 2013-08-28 |
19719. | Stalking (stalkingdog) | 67.71 | 94% | 2019-01-19 |
19720. | zz (zhyc) | 67.71 | 95% | 2013-04-16 |
19721. | Joe (datguy229) | 67.71 | 94% | 2015-10-07 |
19722. | Pid (blackpanther4289) | 67.71 | 98% | 2012-07-14 |
19723. | bobby (aarontiania) | 67.70 | 95% | 2023-05-25 |
19724. | izzy (isobelalternate) | 67.70 | 95% | 2021-05-13 |
19725. | Bantako (bantako) | 67.70 | 91% | 2017-01-04 |
19726. | Kenneth (man_child) | 67.70 | 97% | 2019-06-27 |
19727. | joshi (jehoshuah) | 67.69 | 92% | 2016-11-21 |
19728. | Khoa (anhkhoa_lpt) | 67.69 | 91% | 2014-04-03 |
19729. | Claude (claudelf) | 67.69 | 99% | 2019-11-26 |
19730. | WSOR (fokeu) | 67.69 | 94% | 2021-03-30 |
19731. | Ron (ronski_2468) | 67.69 | 94% | 2020-01-21 |
19732. | Angela (daan0402) | 67.69 | 99% | 2013-11-19 |
19733. | Vrexu (vrexo) | 67.69 | 95% | 2012-11-27 |
19734. | nf (ssakcik) | 67.69 | — | 2010-08-20 |
19735. | Paco (frinciano) | 67.69 | — | 2010-01-29 |
19736. | Mario (siftage) | 67.68 | 95% | 2023-05-26 |
19737. | drew (drewg2009) | 67.68 | 93% | 2015-09-16 |
19738. | Lisa (lisamoose) | 67.68 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
19739. | Richard (sthawkward) | 67.68 | 97% | 2014-08-03 |
19740. | Juraj (jurajkremser) | 67.68 | 94% | 2014-07-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |