Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4552. | Syed (shaan10) | 57.36 | 95% | 2018-08-16 |
4553. | bad (very_bad_at_typing) | 57.36 | 94% | 2020-11-03 |
4554. | Kyle (banklaud) | 57.33 | 95% | 2019-08-07 |
4555. | Abdul (abdulraffay) | 57.32 | 99% | 2020-03-04 |
4556. | JoshTheBear19 (joshthebear) | 57.31 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
4557. | Turi (haditoori) | 57.28 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
4558. | kostakis (kotloveru) | 57.28 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
4559. | mayank (dids6121) | 57.28 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
4560. | . (aylegendz) | 57.27 | 95% | 2020-06-09 |
4561. | SRRAJ (rajkumarsr43) | 57.24 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
4562. | Ludde (clearcraft) | 57.23 | 96% | 2019-04-11 |
4563. | Pratomo (pratomoastan) | 57.20 | 96% | 2018-06-03 |
4564. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 57.19 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
4565. | Ben (esidisi) | 57.17 | 93% | 2020-11-27 |
4566. | The (therio) | 57.17 | 95% | 2018-06-23 |
4567. | KHB (khbun) | 57.14 | 96% | 2020-05-03 |
4568. | RG (ray6596_) | 57.13 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
4569. | Crazy Turtle (angry__leopard) | 57.13 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
4570. | SeeJay (seejay_ferraro) | 57.12 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
4571. | Uurdmandakh (uurdmandakh) | 57.11 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
4572. | NeToX (netox) | 57.11 | 96% | 2018-05-13 |
4573. | Simon (albatross_wing) | 57.11 | 97% | 2019-08-08 |
4574. | minye (chuaminye) | 57.09 | 95% | 2019-04-11 |
4575. | matthew (matthew2003yang) | 57.06 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
4576. | Andrew (andrew_o) | 57.05 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
4577. | Udan (fris93) | 57.05 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
4578. | Zlane (zlane) | 57.03 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
4579. | FinalL (finall) | 57.03 | 96% | 2018-01-09 |
4580. | Lucas (lucassmithhhh) | 57.02 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
4581. | Atticus (attikination) | 57.02 | 95% | 2020-03-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |