As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11419. | Ludfjig (ludfjig) | 77.11 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
11420. | Ville (vikonen) | 77.10 | 96% | 2015-06-14 |
11421. | Colemak (colemakschlick) | 77.10 | 98% | 2016-06-27 |
11422. | Nani (karlord) | 77.10 | 95% | 2018-05-31 |
11423. | Toastie (tjmck) | 77.09 | 94% | 2016-02-23 |
11424. | ali (199901) | 77.09 | 97% | 2021-10-05 |
11425. | Peepee (michael_oxlong1) | 77.09 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
11426. | sheeeesh (nochili) | 77.09 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
11427. | KAPIL ARORA (kap123) | 77.09 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
11428. | Das (dastony1311) | 77.09 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
11429. | Dig (digbo) | 77.09 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
11430. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 77.08 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
11431. | buynaa (kamikaze0612) | 77.08 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
11432. | Angelina (noangelinano) | 77.08 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
11433. | Alan (affectedmelon) | 77.08 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
11434. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 77.08 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
11435. | amoz r (amoz11) | 77.07 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
11436. | Phlop (ezrahuntings) | 77.07 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
11437. | beatrace (beatrace21) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
11438. | Meeks (eekms) | 77.07 | 96% | 2022-12-15 |
11439. | Lokinoha (lokinoha) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
11440. | Lightningbulb (lightningbulb) | 77.06 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
11441. | CornPacs (cornpacs) | 77.06 | 96% | 2021-11-03 |
11442. | Tim (euclid221) | 77.06 | 98% | 2015-05-30 |
11443. | Bluey (blu_ey) | 77.06 | 97% | 2021-02-05 |
11444. | Late (nikolaholmes) | 77.05 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
11445. | Gabe (glevine12) | 77.05 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
11446. | Sharifa (sharifajpg) | 77.05 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
11447. | k (kenblu24) | 77.05 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
11448. | Linus (cicada_3301) | 77.05 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |