So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9481. | Andrew (imccann) | 86.25 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
9482. | Dan (plagueis) | 86.25 | 92% | 2016-12-03 |
9483. | Sun (headedead) | 86.24 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
9484. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 86.24 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
9485. | Speedy (monstershack) | 86.24 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
9486. | clux (clux) | 86.24 | 94% | 2011-09-16 |
9487. | jcm (jan500) | 86.24 | 99% | 2015-11-29 |
9488. | Jerm (professional_keyboard... | 86.24 | 97.7% | 2023-10-24 |
9489. | christine (ccsisters) | 86.24 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
9490. | [AhK] Jorge Luiz (santosjl22) | 86.24 | 98% | 2015-03-16 |
9491. | Ahmad (vectors_master) | 86.23 | 95% | 2023-09-08 |
9492. | Apple (samiryounan37) | 86.23 | 88% | 2012-04-03 |
9493. | Dyl (dylll) | 86.23 | 99% | 2011-06-08 |
9494. | SOAD (arindam26) | 86.23 | 95% | 2012-12-19 |
9495. | PicturingFrames (frame_abil... | 86.22 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
9496. | wezzon (wezzon) | 86.22 | 95% | 2013-04-19 |
9497. | CheetahDude (ghysdd) | 86.21 | 97% | 2019-09-14 |
9498. | Marasy (marasy8) | 86.21 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
9499. | Kiko (kikozz) | 86.21 | 97.6% | 2023-11-01 |
9500. | Walter (waltergo) | 86.21 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
9501. | Amelia (amelia03) | 86.21 | 97.2% | 2023-10-06 |
9502. | aislinn (flme_5) | 86.20 | 97% | 2023-06-16 |
9503. | Gil (gil_vegliach) | 86.20 | 97% | 2016-10-15 |
9504. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 86.20 | 97% | 2018-05-20 |
9505. | Mira (xlemongum) | 86.19 | 99% | 2022-03-16 |
9506. | Elijah (koopahermit) | 86.18 | 97% | 2016-04-05 |
9507. | Shruti (shrutisuresh605) | 86.18 | — | 2011-02-09 |
9508. | Limited (limited_atonement) | 86.18 | 87% | 2011-11-02 |
9509. | David (funnerer) | 86.17 | 93% | 2016-11-08 |
9510. | Ian (imatson9119) | 86.17 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |