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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.

—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
2007. kppo57ultra (kppo57ultra) 119.96 97% 2013-06-11
2008. umad? #yoloswag (yariyari) 119.96 95% 2013-03-05
2009. Demian Volkov (demianwolf) 119.95 99% 2021-09-19
2010. Richard (4corrupt) 119.95 98% 2020-04-23
2011. - (pie314271) 119.94 97% 2018-08-31
2012. DUDE (dudekisser) 119.94 92% 2015-08-25
2013. Nikk (white13) 119.93 98.2% 2024-04-08
2014. bboyjrad (bboyjrad) 119.93 98% 2012-04-25
2015. Yogi v2 (wintersnowmagick) 119.93 98% 2017-07-21
2016. Felix (thehappycatfelix) 119.92 98.4% 2023-12-18
2017. pine (byanrona) 119.91 98% 2019-03-10
2018. FoTGbigGhost (fotg_reckless) 119.91 100% 2024-10-04
2019. Alexander (olekpark) 119.91 99% 2023-03-15
2020. typeracist (moron212) 119.91 100% 2017-01-08
2021. Adoxe (adoxe_) 119.90 90% 2016-01-24
2022. adrien (oxygene) 119.90 2009-11-15
2023. wireless garbage keyboard (... 119.89 98% 2013-12-02
2024. Wilson (ambiencewind) 119.89 98% 2016-03-15
2025. Breeze (driftbreeze) 119.88 100% 2023-03-26
2026. Youssef (sec5x) 119.87 98% 2023-04-15
2027. d (dc37) 119.87 97% 2016-12-20
2028. Spencer (sykkennedy) 119.86 93% 2015-08-02
2029. Topac (9topac) 119.84 97% 2012-03-14
2030. Datian (datian) 119.83 98% 2021-12-28
2031. Kane (kanerhee) 119.83 97% 2011-08-16
2032. Tôm (tomthecat94) 119.83 95% 2012-06-18
2033. Weed Smoker (applet) 119.79 99% 2019-05-14
2034. Loser (tangtianen) 119.79 91% 2014-04-24
2035. Bella (sharolaidy) 119.78 96% 2014-03-08
2036. josh (joshywoshy_) 119.76 98% 2024-05-25

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 130,727 73.82 August 20, 2009
Instant Death Mode 121 76.85 April 23, 2010
Riverside Middle School 16 40.34 January 25, 2011
TypeRacer Classic 4 68.91 June 8, 2021
##typeracer 3 88.84 January 11, 2021