So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10992. | Vanessa (v4nv4n) | 83.07 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
10993. | aaaaaa (hagemanto) | 83.07 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
10994. | PikeTheFish (pike1324) | 83.07 | 96.6% | 2021-02-02 |
10995. | tstats[lando_nomiss] (lando... | 83.06 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
10996. | steamercyep (steamercyep) | 83.06 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
10997. | Dan (danisoz12) | 83.06 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
10998. | anntz (reaction__) | 83.06 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
10999. | Wesley (wesleyeewong) | 83.06 | 97% | 2016-01-30 |
11000. | Ralitsa (ralitsa_sf) | 83.06 | — | 2009-01-30 |
11001. | Owm (hahaxdd) | 83.06 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
11002. | Tony (agimus) | 83.06 | 98% | 2014-06-29 |
11003. | Axel (axelframzl) | 83.05 | 91% | 2014-05-02 |
11004. | evan (monehh) | 83.05 | 92% | 2016-11-11 |
11005. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 83.05 | 99% | 2019-10-17 |
11006. | elena (elenamar) | 83.04 | 97% | 2016-12-06 |
11007. | Jacob (siskonwich) | 83.04 | 94% | 2017-03-28 |
11008. | SMhd (smhd) | 83.03 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
11009. | Rogu (roguthebest) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
11010. | Shouen (shouenlee) | 83.03 | 97% | 2018-02-02 |
11011. | D.A.R.Y.L (daryl23) | 83.03 | — | 2009-08-17 |
11012. | twitch.tv/trafficxxx (aly199) | 83.03 | 96% | 2014-07-05 |
11013. | Joe (zeppyg) | 83.02 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
11014. | Matt (matt9876) | 83.02 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
11015. | Cedar (vibereview) | 83.02 | 96% | 2023-04-04 |
11016. | Jackie (doubleduck) | 83.02 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
11017. | Solvent (sanchit92) | 83.02 | 97.1% | 2021-02-19 |
11018. | nicolas (nicolasalba) | 83.02 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
11019. | Boomhauer (ishampine) | 83.02 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
11020. | Mo (colonelm0) | 83.02 | 95% | 2015-04-29 |
11021. | Zeo - Kailh Box Black Mech.... | 83.02 | 93% | 2013-10-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |