So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15146. | peter (peterjes) | 75.47 | 99.1% | 2021-01-28 |
15147. | Denny (shizkr) | 75.47 | 99% | 2020-03-11 |
15148. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 75.47 | 93% | 2015-09-11 |
15149. | Julie (missballerina) | 75.47 | 96% | 2013-12-04 |
15150. | Sylvamas (sylvamas) | 75.47 | 95% | 2017-02-14 |
15151. | Juggalo420queef (sacchai) | 75.47 | 95% | 2011-12-06 |
15152. | Fifi (fifi6313) | 75.47 | — | 2008-12-03 |
15153. | Carlebo (carlebo) | 75.46 | 97% | 2012-11-16 |
15154. | Pianist (kagamiyu) | 75.46 | 96% | 2013-09-01 |
15155. | oliver (olivermalupet) | 75.46 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
15156. | Petr (jezour) | 75.46 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
15157. | Ken (kenchu123) | 75.46 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
15158. | Eduardo (4lc1d3) | 75.46 | — | 2008-09-09 |
15159. | Psycho (psychobrainman) | 75.46 | 99% | 2018-07-04 |
15160. | Alex (quantumartifex) | 75.46 | 91% | 2013-07-12 |
15161. | Erik (naitmare) | 75.46 | 91% | 2017-01-05 |
15162. | alice (alicejessicax) | 75.45 | 90% | 2014-09-24 |
15163. | Free Palestine (fastest_as_... | 75.45 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
15164. | t (tvctft) | 75.45 | 98% | 2014-04-05 |
15165. | Deanna (thequeen) | 75.45 | — | 2008-08-24 |
15166. | Steve (scuzzy) | 75.45 | — | 2008-10-16 |
15167. | tstats[lzhong0119] (lzhong0... | 75.44 | 95% | 2023-02-05 |
15168. | Connor (adefiantturtle) | 75.44 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
15169. | Lewis (lewisisabo) | 75.44 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
15170. | jj (cloutmaester) | 75.44 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
15171. | edison (edisonfong123) | 75.44 | 97% | 2017-04-11 |
15172. | James (jamesablack) | 75.44 | 98% | 2019-07-08 |
15173. | Thibault (pmgett) | 75.44 | — | 2009-03-22 |
15174. | Masturbear (masturbear) | 75.44 | 94% | 2013-09-07 |
15175. | Jared (jnishika) | 75.44 | — | 2010-03-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |