What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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920. | elnino (elnio2803) | 90.61 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
921. | Lu (fuji_puji) | 90.60 | 98% | 2020-02-14 |
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926. | peepeegod (shweggy) | 90.47 | 96% | 2018-12-25 |
927. | immikeylee (immikeylee) | 90.46 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
928. | Brigid (riniti) | 90.43 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
929. | sally (creamdonut) | 90.43 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
930. | Inderpreet (indergnps) | 90.41 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
931. | Keegan (klav) | 90.41 | 95% | 2018-06-29 |
932. | Timothy (kadisontsh) | 90.38 | 97% | 2018-03-10 |
933. | Khaled (kerolyte) | 90.36 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
934. | Kavika (kavika30) | 90.33 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
935. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 90.32 | 98% | 2017-12-23 |
936. | uniracer (uniracer) | 90.26 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
937. | Zack (ford_festiva) | 90.21 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
938. | Vinicius (vnunesz77) | 90.20 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
939. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 90.20 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
940. | Jaris (xersai) | 90.17 | 98% | 2020-04-04 |
941. | Khai (khaikhai2) | 90.15 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
942. | Winston (zywinston) | 90.15 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
943. | jrnc (intellimouseftw) | 90.09 | 98% | 2019-08-09 |
944. | Joshua (cptnarwhalrus) | 90.06 | 95% | 2018-09-14 |
945. | Das FoO (foobird) | 90.05 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
946. | Lakshay (shaybas) | 90.04 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
947. | jazon (nozaaaj) | 90.01 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
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