As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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23160. | Tuya (tuya_) | 38.15 | 87% | 2015-09-24 |
23161. | krisper (krispp_cm) | 38.12 | 95% | 2020-08-22 |
23162. | nitesh (nitesh229) | 38.12 | 93% | 2017-04-19 |
23163. | amza (amza) | 38.08 | 95% | 2016-07-17 |
23164. | Md (taohidul_sabty) | 38.07 | 94.3% | 2021-02-24 |
23165. | YourMother (yourmotherlol) | 38.07 | 95.4% | 2021-02-18 |
23166. | El (kandel) | 38.04 | 93% | 2019-06-02 |
23167. | Sarah (talkingtree) | 38.03 | 96% | 2017-08-30 |
23168. | TrueLove (jamassasin99) | 38.02 | 75% | 2016-07-21 |
23169. | JenJen (jsoto1977) | 37.95 | 91% | 2017-02-27 |
23170. | Typer (tryper_maks) | 37.90 | 95% | 2023-09-14 |
23171. | happypie (happypie12345) | 37.89 | 86% | 2015-10-21 |
23172. | Rielle (rielle_2) | 37.89 | 95% | 2023-08-23 |
23173. | J (saltius) | 37.87 | 92% | 2021-02-09 |
23174. | Mr (linearthrone22) | 37.86 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
23175. | Levon (lazer_zx5) | 37.84 | 93% | 2019-05-18 |
23176. | Alamin (alamin81) | 37.68 | 92% | 2015-10-28 |
23177. | odezzki (odezzki) | 37.67 | 95% | 2017-05-22 |
23178. | sagar (sagarlama) | 37.66 | 94% | 2023-03-30 |
23179. | Dylan (iambread77) | 37.64 | 93% | 2021-02-26 |
23180. | Kirill (ki_mdr) | 37.61 | 95.1% | 2021-01-27 |
23181. | Adam (slave_of_my_creator) | 37.59 | 95% | 2021-07-05 |
23182. | luv (luv_bhardwaj) | 37.59 | 89% | 2015-10-30 |
23183. | seema (seema1607) | 37.57 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
23184. | Shannia (dootiee) | 37.52 | 94.8% | 2021-02-17 |
23185. | rafew (rafew) | 37.40 | 93% | 2021-05-03 |
23186. | Matteo (el_mathew) | 37.33 | 93% | 2023-07-10 |
23187. | sjr (sj_rifat) | 37.32 | 94% | 2023-05-11 |
23188. | Jooooan (joooooam) | 37.32 | 93% | 2021-03-06 |
23189. | Ahmed (ahmedeldeebo) | 37.32 | 91% | 2020-12-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |