As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7690. | ayoub (knovguard) | 86.65 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
7691. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 86.65 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
7692. | Elia (ganmen) | 86.64 | 99% | 2020-06-12 |
7693. | Jess (zhoujt23) | 86.64 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
7694. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 86.64 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
7695. | Miraneir (curiostity) | 86.64 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
7696. | (tulasaeueng) | 86.64 | 99% | 2021-04-16 |
7697. | CatchMeIfUCan (nikpila05) | 86.64 | 93% | 2015-06-19 |
7698. | PMA (huy2272) | 86.63 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
7699. | Stuart (superstu22) | 86.63 | 95% | 2015-11-23 |
7700. | Bad Typer (prostatus5) | 86.63 | 94% | 2016-11-10 |
7701. | 1step (narcindin) | 86.62 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
7702. | Lesss (newb1000) | 86.62 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
7703. | Anmol (anmol_up70) | 86.62 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
7704. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 86.62 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
7705. | Malik (malik_milbes) | 86.62 | 92% | 2015-05-07 |
7706. | Christian (dmrunner) | 86.61 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
7707. | Akshar (aksharchrome) | 86.61 | 97% | 2016-11-21 |
7708. | Rohit (rvighne) | 86.60 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
7709. | David (klingeda) | 86.60 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
7710. | Bintang (bintung) | 86.60 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
7711. | Khan (mani_khan) | 86.59 | 100% | 2023-08-19 |
7712. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 86.59 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
7713. | Colin (grolxe_1) | 86.59 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
7714. | Andrei (andrei518) | 86.58 | 96.9% | 2023-10-09 |
7715. | oskar (rax0m) | 86.58 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
7716. | Siddhant (code_talker) | 86.58 | 97% | 2020-07-25 |
7717. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 86.58 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
7718. | Zoon (zoonhoney) | 86.57 | 98% | 2019-03-03 |
7719. | Trung (trunga0) | 86.57 | 91% | 2015-04-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |