You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1651. | joe (lerler246) | 79.69 | 96% | 2020-02-07 |
1652. | Turtle (4maz3d) | 79.68 | 96% | 2019-12-18 |
1653. | Victor (susavile) | 79.68 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
1654. | Daniel (gismo359) | 79.67 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
1655. | emelie (emunch7) | 79.64 | 97% | 2018-04-01 |
1656. | MooD (xslel) | 79.62 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
1657. | Karol (jason2) | 79.62 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
1658. | Tyler (typeler) | 79.59 | 96% | 2019-09-13 |
1659. | Tyler (luffymonk3y) | 79.55 | 94% | 2019-10-02 |
1660. | nibble (nibbleds) | 79.54 | 97% | 2019-11-03 |
1661. | Kai (gigadelic) | 79.50 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
1662. | BPockets (bpockets) | 79.49 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
1663. | Can (tpcm) | 79.47 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
1664. | crow (ph4tomz) | 79.43 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
1665. | Yzmael (yzmael156) | 79.43 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
1666. | nameless- (ardnn) | 79.39 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
1667. | Ethan (et61666) | 79.37 | 96% | 2019-03-21 |
1668. | Ahobby (ahobby98) | 79.37 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
1669. | Holly (runningnurse) | 79.33 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
1670. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 79.31 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
1671. | John (excelpro4u123) | 79.30 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
1672. | Albert (jabamabird) | 79.30 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
1673. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 79.29 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
1674. | Cobra (cobra03) | 79.29 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
1675. | Rajat (rajat_singla) | 79.29 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
1676. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 79.28 | 98% | 2020-01-30 |
1677. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 79.28 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
1678. | Julz (jhullzz) | 79.27 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
1679. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 79.27 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
1680. | Zicheng (bin_laggin) | 79.24 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |