I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12896. | slowpoke (hartvenus) | 75.76 | 94% | 2023-07-10 |
12897. | Cole (coolcid_cole) | 75.76 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
12898. | HE HATE ME (colemcquestiona... | 75.76 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
12899. | Ivan (drshen) | 75.74 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
12900. | Andrew (treeloop) | 75.74 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
12901. | Spence (smh28) | 75.74 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
12902. | murtaza (oneten) | 75.74 | 94% | 2017-01-06 |
12903. | Alex (auft) | 75.74 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
12904. | Milk (saezos) | 75.73 | 95% | 2022-11-28 |
12905. | Beef (beef_minister) | 75.73 | 96% | 2018-09-02 |
12906. | Karsten (dutchie3) | 75.73 | 97% | 2023-08-07 |
12907. | Omeed (notomeed) | 75.73 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
12908. | Shalamar (shalamar) | 75.73 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
12909. | Daaaave (daferret83) | 75.73 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
12910. | Freundschaft Bus (freundsch... | 75.72 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
12911. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 75.72 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
12912. | Smyan (tunafish5555) | 75.71 | 96% | 2021-04-25 |
12913. | Dev (darkpi) | 75.71 | 96% | 2022-03-02 |
12914. | Adrian (adran_b_swag) | 75.71 | 96% | 2018-08-19 |
12915. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 75.71 | 95% | 2018-11-01 |
12916. | Steven (stevenandreib) | 75.70 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
12917. | Aaron (havechips) | 75.70 | 95.2% | 2021-02-05 |
12918. | Bradley (genoo34) | 75.70 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
12919. | Monika (butternutsquash) | 75.70 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
12920. | andrew (anjesxin) | 75.69 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
12921. | Sam (wes0707) | 75.69 | 97% | 2018-04-13 |
12922. | Jennifer (pissedjenny) | 75.69 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
12923. | Kyle (crankyllama) | 75.69 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
12924. | mingi (gatangae) | 75.68 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
12925. | ENLIGHTENED MAC USER (tedty... | 75.68 | 97% | 2022-02-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 45,841 | 82.43 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 100 | 84.64 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 24 | 102.37 | March 7, 2019 |