Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5595. | Aaron (aaronalias) | 43.85 | 96% | 2019-06-27 |
5596. | Jessia (jessia25) | 43.84 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
5597. | Jordan (stickykees) | 43.79 | 96% | 2020-07-04 |
5598. | Bryan (pinkypoo) | 43.79 | 93% | 2019-07-03 |
5599. | Shahid (shahid_abbas) | 43.76 | 96% | 2017-12-29 |
5600. | malek (malseelawi) | 43.75 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
5601. | Janko (jpirih) | 43.75 | 95% | 2018-09-27 |
5602. | Raymond (ryzen_destiny) | 43.74 | 98% | 2020-07-04 |
5603. | woahwho (vinay_sudheer) | 43.62 | 94% | 2018-03-08 |
5604. | Picay (picicay) | 43.58 | 97% | 2020-03-18 |
5605. | javier (jf1442) | 43.56 | 93% | 2020-03-31 |
5606. | Kevin (no2pzl) | 43.52 | 95% | 2017-10-27 |
5607. | Gagan (ggnbakshi38) | 43.46 | 94% | 2020-07-30 |
5608. | Donato (dmg5556) | 43.44 | 94% | 2018-01-23 |
5609. | Amanda (ruby_july) | 43.42 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
5610. | sped_demon (sped_demon) | 43.34 | 95% | 2020-03-31 |
5611. | Adam (adamlissybenjamin) | 43.29 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
5612. | Thomas (thomasrj) | 43.28 | 96% | 2017-10-11 |
5613. | Vega (vegaclaw) | 43.22 | 94% | 2018-08-31 |
5614. | ravi (ravi_thermax28) | 43.22 | 95% | 2019-03-03 |
5615. | Lucifer (lucifer04) | 43.13 | 93% | 2018-08-14 |
5616. | sheeple (sheeple) | 43.12 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
5617. | y (y1266) | 43.08 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
5618. | ashnove (ashutoshmark18) | 43.03 | 94% | 2019-12-12 |
5619. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 42.98 | 96% | 2017-10-09 |
5620. | Siddharth (siddharthrajpal) | 42.96 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
5621. | Steven (nerobot) | 42.93 | 95% | 2019-11-15 |
5622. | David (corerev) | 42.78 | 95% | 2017-10-23 |
5623. | Hiro (muzashin) | 42.77 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
5624. | Cameron (jkitscam) | 42.74 | 92% | 2020-12-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |