As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6473. | Cameron (cameronmendez) | 90.28 | 98% | 2023-04-28 |
6474. | joe (samoyeet) | 90.28 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
6475. | quay tay (donkaso) | 90.28 | 93% | 2015-12-31 |
6476. | Banana (banankake) | 90.27 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
6477. | tasha (tbrown_89) | 90.27 | 94% | 2016-08-22 |
6478. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 90.27 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
6479. | Phil (pbenoit) | 90.27 | 89% | 2015-12-15 |
6480. | Robbo (robdaddyg) | 90.27 | 100% | 2019-03-29 |
6481. | Andrew (drewbakka) | 90.26 | 99% | 2020-05-06 |
6482. | Shoe (shoebox004) | 90.26 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
6483. | Karl (relentlesstyper) | 90.26 | 99% | 2021-10-25 |
6484. | Taylor. (tlrayo) | 90.26 | 85% | 2015-04-03 |
6485. | Shawna (shawnanic856) | 90.25 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
6486. | Tommy (tom441) | 90.25 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
6487. | Moye (moyoka) | 90.25 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
6488. | Farameer (farameer1) | 90.24 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
6489. | Blaze King (blazeking) | 90.23 | 96.7% | 2023-10-20 |
6490. | Beret (boina) | 90.23 | 98% | 2021-12-15 |
6491. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 90.23 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
6492. | Suzy (colemak5) | 90.23 | 97% | 2015-04-24 |
6493. | Abhinav (abhinav92003) | 90.23 | 94% | 2016-08-20 |
6494. | hiroshi (roshmadosh) | 90.22 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
6495. | Omar (omarino) | 90.22 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
6496. | Tats (tatss) | 90.21 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
6497. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 90.21 | 95% | 2017-05-10 |
6498. | Harrius (harrius) | 90.20 | 98% | 2020-09-13 |
6499. | Ivan (ivantse) | 90.19 | 96% | 2016-05-01 |
6500. | chonk (gooseiman) | 90.19 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
6501. | pablo (druglord) | 90.19 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
6502. | Yarno (globalvirgin) | 90.18 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |