As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12191. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 75.20 | 96.8% | 2023-10-09 |
12192. | Tim (peatearparkour) | 75.20 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
12193. | Yupa (valleyofthewin) | 75.20 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
12194. | Robin (dieselamstiesl) | 75.20 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
12195. | Pradipta (proydu) | 75.20 | 96% | 2015-08-30 |
12196. | Jenna (jennr123) | 75.20 | 89% | 2016-06-22 |
12197. | Christian (christiantan) | 75.19 | 95% | 2020-07-13 |
12198. | Taufik (thd_1994) | 75.19 | 98% | 2019-03-31 |
12199. | GOYARD (goyard) | 75.19 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
12200. | SlavaUkraini (diazjulio007) | 75.18 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
12201. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 75.18 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
12202. | nothim (notperseus) | 75.18 | 97% | 2023-09-28 |
12203. | मंगल से आयà... | 75.18 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
12204. | Clarissa (clarissamaranne) | 75.18 | 96% | 2015-06-13 |
12205. | Benedikt (dikt73) | 75.18 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
12206. | Quan (martinrockon) | 75.18 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
12207. | KappaPride (frozen956) | 75.17 | 90% | 2015-12-17 |
12208. | A (abcd1209) | 75.17 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
12209. | Fei (feikien99) | 75.16 | 95% | 2022-04-24 |
12210. | Opu (samops) | 75.16 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
12211. | Asif (asif04) | 75.16 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
12212. | Cory (nascar_nelson) | 75.15 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
12213. | Yusuke (tokyoprogramming) | 75.15 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
12214. | ama (pcfcace) | 75.15 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
12215. | Nono (nono11jp) | 75.15 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
12216. | Colozuz (erickjulvan) | 75.15 | 94% | 2015-12-30 |
12217. | Erick (velasco1) | 75.15 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
12218. | Lok (nglok) | 75.15 | 95% | 2015-08-22 |
12219. | Cham (chamm) | 75.14 | 97% | 2016-10-31 |
12220. | Jeff (mthwtsng) | 75.14 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |