As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9267. | Bunky (bunky) | 82.47 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
9268. | xd (znykerz) | 82.46 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
9269. | Don Abdrabo (abdrabo7) | 82.46 | 95.6% | 2024-01-02 |
9270. | Sourav (yashsaha555) | 82.46 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
9271. | Viktor (sphenctur) | 82.45 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
9272. | Evoril (evoril) | 82.45 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
9273. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 82.45 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
9274. | Riley (rileydmcdonald) | 82.45 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
9275. | shaan (khem92) | 82.44 | 97% | 2016-11-11 |
9276. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 82.44 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
9277. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 82.44 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
9278. | Obatop (obatop) | 82.44 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
9279. | Robert (bertles) | 82.44 | 99% | 2018-08-10 |
9280. | K (specter6479) | 82.43 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
9281. | Basel (basel_mohamed) | 82.43 | 98% | 2023-08-05 |
9282. | 13grainbreads (13grainbreads) | 82.43 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
9283. | Jacob (hydrogenation) | 82.42 | 95% | 2023-05-04 |
9284. | Jonas (jonaslabryinth) | 82.42 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
9285. | Abasar (abasar) | 82.42 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
9286. | tstats[lukenator] (lukenator) | 82.41 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
9287. | Emma (missbennett) | 82.41 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
9288. | Tomáš (newunderscore) | 82.41 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
9289. | Mitko (mitang31) | 82.41 | 93% | 2015-10-10 |
9290. | Nikita (chervovn04) | 82.40 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
9291. | JC (jayychung9) | 82.40 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
9292. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 82.40 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
9293. | Robby (roweki21) | 82.40 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
9294. | Matt (hayesinc) | 82.40 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
9295. | Jeanne (jcgoulet) | 82.40 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
9296. | perimetro (perimetro20) | 82.40 | 96% | 2016-07-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |