So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14929. | luke (lukeritos) | 75.91 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
14930. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 75.91 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
14931. | Asem (norther) | 75.91 | 97% | 2012-12-30 |
14932. | Anthony (an1hony) | 75.91 | 97% | 2017-01-01 |
14933. | First (chadmaz) | 75.90 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
14934. | Jason (mihribenari) | 75.89 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
14935. | Avinash (avi0308) | 75.89 | 99% | 2023-02-02 |
14936. | House V (housev) | 75.88 | 97% | 2015-02-28 |
14937. | Steve (addictedtoendorphins) | 75.88 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
14938. | Logan (infinitey) | 75.88 | 91% | 2013-05-28 |
14939. | msam (mousamlimbu) | 75.88 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
14940. | 粘り (clayjarcm) | 75.88 | 98% | 2018-12-08 |
14941. | Naveed Haider Khan (naveedh... | 75.88 | 95% | 2013-09-13 |
14942. | Brian (bahlur) | 75.88 | — | 2009-02-11 |
14943. | Dan (danomate) | 75.88 | 88% | 2016-09-18 |
14944. | lammi (lamie) | 75.88 | 95% | 2015-03-16 |
14945. | Rachel (rffree) | 75.87 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
14946. | Victor (kizamui) | 75.87 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
14947. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 75.87 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
14948. | oualda (oualda) | 75.87 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
14949. | obh (_r_s_) | 75.87 | — | 2010-03-11 |
14950. | Taylor (taylorx) | 75.87 | — | 2010-12-17 |
14951. | Alex (atduffaut) | 75.86 | 96% | 2023-06-05 |
14952. | Kris (xkruz) | 75.86 | 94% | 2013-03-19 |
14953. | Jotaro (udetha) | 75.86 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
14954. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 75.86 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
14955. | Joshua (tophu) | 75.85 | 88% | 2013-09-16 |
14956. | Santiago (forero) | 75.85 | 96% | 2023-06-30 |
14957. | Tomek (tomekrihliy) | 75.85 | 96% | 2021-06-27 |
14958. | Thiago (thiagosobral) | 75.85 | — | 2010-11-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |