Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1464. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 86.27 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
1465. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 86.25 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
1466. | xD4rKL0rDx (poopler123) | 86.24 | 97% | 2019-11-26 |
1467. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 86.24 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
1468. | Cullen (grayhd) | 86.19 | 97% | 2018-11-03 |
1469. | tfell (tfell98) | 86.18 | 97% | 2018-06-08 |
1470. | cold (cold_hasta_manana) | 86.18 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
1471. | achen (hellohelloaoeuaoeu) | 86.16 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
1472. | alien (month) | 86.16 | 100% | 2017-12-31 |
1473. | typelord (nerif) | 86.13 | 96% | 2020-11-21 |
1474. | ahujet (ahujet) | 86.13 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
1475. | Stove (nostover) | 86.02 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
1476. | Rocco (roc_saucey) | 86.02 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
1477. | Minaricano (minaricano) | 86.02 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
1478. | Fishykek (consigliere) | 86.02 | 98% | 2018-05-10 |
1479. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 86.02 | 96% | 2020-05-06 |
1480. | Maybe (maybecow) | 86.01 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
1481. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 86.01 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
1482. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 86.01 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
1483. | CK (ckokobean) | 86.00 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
1484. | Zong (helpmeplsss) | 86.00 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
1485. | Jonathan (justkanji) | 86.00 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
1486. | Lambee (tundralegend) | 85.99 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
1487. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 85.96 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
1488. | wailard (wailard) | 85.94 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
1489. | :) (jjz03) | 85.93 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
1490. | Ryder (mrdrumsuno) | 85.92 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
1491. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 85.90 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
1492. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 85.90 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
1493. | noogit (burz7) | 85.88 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |