Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1196. | Plommon (plommon) | 89.74 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
1197. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 89.70 | 95% | 2020-01-18 |
1198. | Joshua (joshm1234) | 89.68 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
1199. | Keegan (klav) | 89.63 | 95% | 2019-05-11 |
1200. | Skyler (hausky) | 89.61 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
1201. | Nick (nickelodeon_diesel) | 89.60 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
1202. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 89.59 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
1203. | Kevin (kxvinkim) | 89.58 | 97% | 2020-08-28 |
1204. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 89.58 | 97% | 2019-08-21 |
1205. | David (wavexz) | 89.57 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
1206. | choco (chocolateblocks) | 89.56 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
1207. | -หห ๐ หห- (rektless) | 89.55 | 98% | 2023-09-15 |
1208. | Jingo (anusedusername) | 89.55 | 98% | 2017-10-30 |
1209. | Rachel (rrachell) | 89.47 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
1210. | Marek (lypa) | 89.45 | 98% | 2019-01-06 |
1211. | jjj (chickenbastard) | 89.45 | 95% | 2019-06-10 |
1212. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 89.41 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
1213. | P (prestonttt) | 89.40 | 98% | 2017-10-27 |
1214. | HotDogRacer69 (eager69) | 89.40 | 98% | 2019-04-09 |
1215. | JollyImpulse (jollyimpulse) | 89.38 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
1216. | Nhi (bunhiry) | 89.38 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
1217. | Gregory (contrum) | 89.37 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
1218. | Anton (tutantontut) | 89.35 | 97% | 2018-04-24 |
1219. | Daniel (xdannyy) | 89.34 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
1220. | ๆ่ด่ดค (chocokeikeu) | 89.34 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
1221. | Oliver (xuxm) | 89.33 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
1222. | Victor (nubmango) | 89.33 | 97% | 2018-07-25 |
1223. | bon (wthboms6) | 89.32 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
1224. | (spuqwertyamnesia) | 89.32 | 99% | 2020-07-02 |
1225. | hahnur (hahnurk) | 89.32 | 97% | 2019-05-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
แ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |