So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12430. | Tommy!! (tommyisnotcool) | 80.37 | 97% | 2012-10-29 |
12431. | Justin (lightningvoltix) | 80.37 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
12432. | Andy (loekandy) | 80.37 | — | 2010-10-15 |
12433. | Victor (uiron) | 80.37 | 96% | 2011-09-16 |
12434. | Martin (kompot) | 80.37 | 97% | 2014-07-27 |
12435. | Craig (ground2air) | 80.37 | — | 2010-11-10 |
12436. | Zubin (zkim9546) | 80.36 | 95% | 2015-10-20 |
12437. | Malagasy_Typer (bradthegoat69) | 80.36 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
12438. | Guest (guest002) | 80.36 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
12439. | Simon (zzarox) | 80.36 | 90% | 2016-03-21 |
12440. | John (typist426) | 80.35 | 99% | 2016-12-24 |
12441. | ColonelHu (colonelhu) | 80.34 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
12442. | rohan (roni_goswami9) | 80.34 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
12443. | Eric (airicc) | 80.34 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
12444. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 80.34 | 100% | 2020-10-01 |
12445. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 80.34 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
12446. | R (hellothere1233) | 80.33 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
12447. | Chi (348cdt21) | 80.33 | 94% | 2015-04-01 |
12448. | Ajay (ajayvarma) | 80.33 | 95% | 2011-09-12 |
12449. | Kangaroo (kangaroocruz) | 80.32 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
12450. | Sara (steglive) | 80.32 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
12451. | Mike (ironmk) | 80.31 | 99% | 2019-11-18 |
12452. | Don (yiehyuheng) | 80.31 | 95.1% | 2021-02-08 |
12453. | ap3rson (ap3rson) | 80.31 | 95% | 2013-03-26 |
12454. | Yash (yashness) | 80.31 | 98% | 2013-11-22 |
12455. | Matthew (mdjak77) | 80.31 | — | 2009-12-05 |
12456. | duck (randomduck145) | 80.30 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
12457. | Sheel (sheel) | 80.30 | 96% | 2012-11-01 |
12458. | Sam (busiclucho) | 80.30 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
12459. | Lawrence (lolrinse) | 80.29 | 93% | 2013-05-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |