Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3083. | Grace (gcarley) | 75.72 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
3084. | Henry (henry_court) | 75.72 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
3085. | RandaltheSandal (randalthes... | 75.71 | 96% | 2019-12-22 |
3086. | Jeff (edvan_) | 75.71 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
3087. | TypeLX (gamerleelxo) | 75.70 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
3088. | Chang (vuechangz) | 75.69 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
3089. | Nick (itsaloof) | 75.68 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
3090. | lou (oneeyedtoad) | 75.67 | 96% | 2020-08-07 |
3091. | Gagan (gaganso) | 75.67 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
3092. | Skilton (skilton) | 75.67 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
3093. | M (maximilian04) | 75.65 | 97% | 2019-05-20 |
3094. | Oleg (oleg27) | 75.65 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
3095. | Regaining (amirpci) | 75.64 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
3096. | ILoveFelix (ilovefelix) | 75.62 | 94% | 2020-09-05 |
3097. | George (geoioanid) | 75.62 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
3098. | Hans (brotaufstrich) | 75.62 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
3099. | Dulat (dulattypes) | 75.61 | 98% | 2019-10-24 |
3100. | Jake (300476) | 75.61 | 97% | 2019-02-09 |
3101. | Austin (au_oz) | 75.60 | 95% | 2018-11-03 |
3102. | Burak (kurtga) | 75.60 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
3103. | ketmara (ketmara) | 75.60 | 98% | 2020-06-18 |
3104. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 75.59 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
3105. | 131251 (mcumento) | 75.56 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
3106. | EM_K (em_k) | 75.56 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
3107. | Khashayar (khashayarxcm) | 75.56 | 96% | 2020-03-15 |
3108. | Damn (dammmson) | 75.56 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
3109. | Peter (pyesh) | 75.54 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
3110. | James (springwadder) | 75.54 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
3111. | 7UR (7ur7l3) | 75.52 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
3112. | Alex (alexph) | 75.51 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |