So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
30599. | barbadosa مرحبا (barba... | 48.90 | — | 2011-03-09 |
30600. | Randy (haveyoumetrandy) | 48.89 | 93% | 2015-05-13 |
30601. | A (b04501012) | 48.89 | 96% | 2020-03-24 |
30602. | Nick (abramidze) | 48.89 | 91% | 2015-06-26 |
30603. | Mikey (beemer) | 48.89 | 86% | 2012-11-12 |
30604. | Dat (hiraku5678) | 48.89 | — | 2010-04-12 |
30605. | Hugh (hugh05) | 48.89 | 90% | 2015-03-17 |
30606. | Zeke (zekear27) | 48.88 | 94% | 2022-09-12 |
30607. | Yassine (simaya) | 48.88 | 97% | 2023-10-01 |
30608. | ear (earear) | 48.88 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
30609. | Sally (queensally) | 48.88 | — | 2010-01-19 |
30610. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 48.87 | 93% | 2023-03-10 |
30611. | Aeron (fastboi_69) | 48.87 | 95% | 2021-06-10 |
30612. | Eli (iixams) | 48.87 | 93.1% | 2021-02-23 |
30613. | Lissa (tonybenson) | 48.87 | 95% | 2013-03-10 |
30614. | Asami (higashidea) | 48.87 | 89% | 2016-08-09 |
30615. | Zeindi (2th1cc) | 48.86 | 93% | 2023-03-20 |
30616. | Ruff (sanzi) | 48.86 | — | 2009-02-17 |
30617. | Nam (rimpro) | 48.86 | 90% | 2014-05-01 |
30618. | Sinan (sinbin) | 48.86 | — | 2011-01-16 |
30619. | Josh (ankitjosh) | 48.85 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
30620. | George (syrianman3) | 48.85 | 90% | 2016-04-24 |
30621. | Austin (austingraham) | 48.85 | 89% | 2012-05-02 |
30622. | Nicolas (nickolishous) | 48.85 | 95% | 2019-02-24 |
30623. | Alex (assassinmonkey) | 48.85 | 93% | 2018-02-03 |
30624. | Ujjwal (megamindx) | 48.85 | 95.9% | 2021-02-19 |
30625. | Martin (mrtnwilliam) | 48.85 | 94% | 2014-11-05 |
30626. | infinitus (infinitusone) | 48.85 | 98% | 2013-09-12 |
30627. | Ethan (s1ip2r) | 48.84 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
30628. | Pranjal (pranjal30) | 48.84 | 93% | 2023-07-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |