As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4999. | paragraph31 (paragraph31) | 95.12 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
5000. | Brayden (breadone) | 95.11 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
5001. | Ashley (darlavsue12) | 95.11 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
5002. | 港女 (hkgal) | 95.11 | 97% | 2017-10-17 |
5003. | Christopher (smurtcj) | 95.08 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
5004. | Ethan (manao) | 95.07 | 87% | 2015-05-14 |
5005. | HC (no_sense_of_presence) | 95.07 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
5006. | kookoo (lockloe) | 95.07 | 97% | 2016-03-19 |
5007. | Peter (beterban) | 95.06 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
5008. | papa=d (diggaxgod) | 95.06 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
5009. | pappabowl (pappabowl) | 95.05 | 99% | 2021-05-13 |
5010. | Kiproll (kiproll) | 95.04 | 98% | 2016-06-09 |
5011. | bakr (_bakr) | 95.04 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
5012. | Jade (pokemonluv98) | 95.04 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
5013. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 95.03 | 99% | 2020-09-11 |
5014. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 95.03 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
5015. | Joe (dawizardi) | 95.02 | 94% | 2016-11-15 |
5016. | 1Week2Challenger (1week2cha... | 95.02 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
5017. | Matthew (matthewseely) | 95.02 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
5018. | Jake (thebronjame) | 95.02 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
5019. | monkeysee (monkeysee) | 95.02 | 92% | 2016-01-24 |
5020. | Samuli (sparta92) | 95.02 | 92% | 2016-10-28 |
5021. | Gemma (gemstoned) | 95.02 | 95% | 2018-08-03 |
5022. | Matthais (maciejosas2012) | 95.01 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
5023. | KTS5 (kts_) | 95.00 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
5024. | Kieran (glasses85) | 95.00 | 96% | 2015-06-05 |
5025. | Osama Bin Liftin' (justin299) | 94.99 | 95% | 2015-10-29 |
5026. | ed (edwardb) | 94.99 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
5027. | Daniel (jansson) | 94.99 | 96% | 2015-12-12 |
5028. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 94.98 | 99% | 2023-07-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |