As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13311. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 72.34 | 100% | 2021-10-11 |
13312. | Veikka (globegnome) | 72.34 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
13313. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 72.34 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
13314. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 72.34 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
13315. | Dòng Tộc (antiqueakai) | 72.33 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
13316. | Uroš (grujidis) | 72.33 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
13317. | Jacob (funtimejacob) | 72.33 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
13318. | Aaron (aaronlandau) | 72.33 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
13319. | Max (goinfullderp) | 72.33 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
13320. | Marnier (grandxmarnier) | 72.33 | 94% | 2017-01-15 |
13321. | Angel (ninjasneak543) | 72.32 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
13322. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 72.32 | 96% | 2021-02-15 |
13323. | Chaddog (svd997) | 72.32 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
13324. | Tetu (bwewts) | 72.32 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
13325. | xploud. (steven125) | 72.32 | 95% | 2018-12-16 |
13326. | patrick (rice247) | 72.32 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
13327. | Nic (hoooosdifuh) | 72.31 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
13328. | Xentury (xentury) | 72.31 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
13329. | Pe_Pong (khanh45a3kct) | 72.31 | 97% | 2018-06-09 |
13330. | Kyle (jak_racer) | 72.31 | 93% | 2016-02-12 |
13331. | S (1ext) | 72.31 | 95% | 2017-06-19 |
13332. | Yimmy (jwheelz) | 72.30 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
13333. | jinay (noisy_88) | 72.30 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
13334. | shaik (shahul_shaik) | 72.30 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
13335. | Mai (itsmemai) | 72.30 | 95% | 2017-01-14 |
13336. | 德古斯 (papaco) | 72.30 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
13337. | Sagar (sagarraskar) | 72.29 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
13338. | vinayv (vadizv) | 72.28 | 95% | 2023-08-07 |
13339. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 72.28 | 94.9% | 2023-11-02 |
13340. | Izack (izack124) | 72.28 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |