As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5794. | Tracking Time (trackingtime) | 92.44 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
5795. | Jordi El Nino (jordipolla) | 92.44 | 98% | 2020-01-11 |
5796. | favour (teempakguy) | 92.43 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
5797. | Alfonso (fonzi714) | 92.43 | 98% | 2019-08-12 |
5798. | Schmo (intriq) | 92.42 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
5799. | Joshua (blue012399) | 92.42 | 96% | 2020-09-27 |
5800. | GeneralCuddles (taelfael) | 92.41 | 99% | 2021-12-25 |
5801. | Jaxon (icypsyche) | 92.40 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
5802. | IONIS (liaro0903) | 92.39 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
5803. | Timothy (disapointing) | 92.39 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
5804. | Francisco (ffdc) | 92.39 | 100% | 2017-02-20 |
5805. | Sam (brem_dog) | 92.38 | 96% | 2023-06-23 |
5806. | AGTHARN (agtharn) | 92.37 | 96.3% | 2023-10-20 |
5807. | Anton (twisted_8) | 92.37 | 98.8% | 2023-12-05 |
5808. | Zhen (zhen_dev) | 92.37 | 100% | 2018-01-11 |
5809. | boopsie (boopsicle) | 92.37 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
5810. | Renato (ato2000) | 92.36 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
5811. | ya (stfudesu) | 92.36 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
5812. | Rohit Shakya (shrohit_007) | 92.36 | 97% | 2023-06-29 |
5813. | Nathan (nathanbyers) | 92.36 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
5814. | Eleanor (emathers) | 92.36 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
5815. | Dylan (18dylan18) | 92.36 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
5816. | BengaDH (skebengat) | 92.34 | 96.4% | 2024-01-06 |
5817. | AxiomDestroyer (axiomdestro... | 92.34 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
5818. | ryan (chemicsbear) | 92.34 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
5819. | Jenny (jennypark2001) | 92.33 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
5820. | M♭ (museican) | 92.33 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
5821. | Dovid (dymusicguy) | 92.32 | 95% | 2015-05-20 |
5822. | moy (moymoymoy) | 92.32 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
5823. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 92.32 | 98% | 2015-08-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |