And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8233 | 2013-06-07 06:19:43 | 74.46 | 96% |
| 7040 | 2010-11-05 13:08:16 | 72.50 | |
| 5500 | 2010-05-10 16:06:29 | 75.27 | |
| 4505 | 2010-02-12 10:06:09 | 68.67 | |
| 3178 | 2009-12-14 17:36:25 | 66.14 | |
| 2852 | 2009-12-04 16:49:40 | 64.11 | |
| 2698 | 2009-11-28 08:34:11 | 59.49 | |
| 2288 | 2009-10-24 15:14:18 | 61.46 | |
| 1690 | 2009-07-24 12:31:59 | 61.09 | |
| 892 | 2009-05-22 06:28:43 | 54.99 | |
| 710 | 2009-04-26 16:47:08 | 50.74 | |
| 541 | 2009-04-14 14:57:57 | 50.24 |