Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7488 | 2019-06-03 06:35:41 | 87.72 | 96% |
| 6999 | 2018-09-14 07:38:29 | 77.40 | 95% |
| 6051 | 2018-04-01 08:21:41 | 72.34 | 96% |
| 5400 | 2018-03-23 03:10:30 | 66.98 | 95% |
| 5146 | 2018-03-20 08:05:10 | 59.69 | 94% |
| 2836 | 2018-02-03 08:39:25 | 42.92 | 93% |
| 2175 | 2018-01-28 09:41:48 | 33.83 | 91% |