And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13448 | 2012-06-11 21:16:34 | 80.27 | 94% |
| 13268 | 2012-04-11 21:49:09 | 75.38 | 91% |
| 12843 | 2011-09-26 20:37:54 | 84.16 | 93% |
| 12802 | 2011-08-31 16:50:53 | 79.97 | 89% |
| 12717 | 2011-07-26 20:41:24 | 71.01 | 91% |
| 12645 | 2011-07-18 18:52:56 | 78.91 | 92% |
| 12320 | 2011-06-14 21:56:27 | 72.97 | 93% |
| 12232 | 2011-06-06 19:01:49 | 67.00 | 87% |
| 12031 | 2011-05-17 18:53:44 | 83.87 | 96% |
| 11488 | 2011-03-31 20:57:10 | 79.38 | |
| 10709 | 2010-11-24 17:13:41 | 74.56 | |
| 10666 | 2010-11-19 21:40:56 | 78.70 | |
| 10570 | 2010-11-05 20:15:27 | 71.38 | |
| 10397 | 2010-10-20 20:55:35 | 73.04 | |
| 10390 | 2010-10-20 20:42:08 | 71.76 | |
| 10259 | 2010-10-11 16:49:39 | 69.37 | |
| 9523 | 2010-08-17 14:13:08 | 76.33 | |
| 9412 | 2010-08-09 16:10:35 | 69.89 | |
| 9334 | 2010-08-04 20:01:30 | 69.76 | |
| 9148 | 2010-07-15 19:15:12 | 75.24 | |
| 8626 | 2010-06-09 20:14:03 | 77.10 | |
| 8231 | 2010-05-13 18:29:03 | 68.20 | |
| 7878 | 2010-04-22 14:42:29 | 75.12 | |
| 7382 | 2010-03-18 18:54:50 | 64.66 | |
| 7345 | 2010-03-12 19:51:38 | 68.30 | |
| 7341 | 2010-03-12 17:34:50 | 70.91 | |
| 7142 | 2010-02-16 22:36:09 | 68.40 | |
| 6662 | 2010-01-07 22:56:29 | 66.54 | |
| 6173 | 2009-12-04 18:52:31 | 75.55 | |
| 5968 | 2009-11-25 15:58:58 | 85.21 | |
| 5884 | 2009-11-19 17:52:23 | 71.93 | |
| 5839 | 2009-11-18 17:14:59 | 63.72 | |
| 5835 | 2009-11-17 21:00:15 | 66.56 | |
| 5208 | 2009-10-06 20:02:25 | 80.09 | |
| 4634 | 2009-08-26 21:22:34 | 63.89 | |
| 4242 | 2009-08-04 19:19:44 | 70.33 | |
| 2828 | 2009-05-21 04:30:08 | 69.55 | |
| 2799 | 2009-05-18 19:37:46 | 59.66 | |
| 2686 | 2009-05-11 18:12:45 | 63.31 | |
| 2547 | 2009-04-29 20:27:41 | 67.65 | |
| 2532 | 2009-04-28 16:53:26 | 56.05 | |
| 2298 | 2009-04-09 20:26:30 | 69.60 | |
| 1978 | 2009-03-19 15:42:48 | 63.95 | |
| 1847 | 2009-03-12 17:12:43 | 60.96 | |
| 1709 | 2009-03-03 18:16:33 | 62.72 | |
| 1441 | 2009-02-16 21:40:13 | 56.17 | |
| 1344 | 2009-02-06 18:36:21 | 57.08 | |
| 1255 | 2009-01-29 22:27:47 | 52.63 | |
| 692 | 2008-12-19 20:58:05 | 57.61 | |
| 102 | 2008-09-16 21:52:16 | 62.70 |