And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2648 | 2013-01-22 01:11:58 | 96.00 | 96% |
| 2587 | 2012-03-03 19:40:16 | 100.13 | 94% |
| 1473 | 2010-12-15 00:16:38 | 108.02 | |
| 1393 | 2010-11-27 20:30:14 | 89.38 | |
| 1142 | 2010-11-12 05:59:36 | 82.34 | |
| 342 | 2010-08-20 00:10:55 | 81.64 | |
| 39 | 2010-07-14 04:00:11 | 63.18 |