Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1842 | 2021-11-25 16:19:20 | 159.31 | 99% |
| 71 | 2021-10-25 09:19:55 | 132.93 | 97% |