And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9354 | 2012-05-21 14:16:08 | 90.61 | 98% |
| 9004 | 2012-05-13 22:08:08 | 97.63 | 99% |
| 8949 | 2012-05-12 23:50:01 | 100.92 | 99% |
| 8451 | 2011-12-23 22:52:50 | 99.78 | 100% |
| 8412 | 2011-12-22 18:19:38 | 84.03 | 96% |
| 7853 | 2011-10-07 21:13:54 | 91.93 | 99% |
| 7667 | 2011-09-12 22:04:26 | 96.18 | 99% |
| 7257 | 2011-08-14 17:37:53 | 90.14 | 96% |
| 7106 | 2011-07-30 17:06:29 | 94.38 | 99% |
| 6966 | 2011-07-29 14:31:22 | 88.85 | 98% |
| 6661 | 2011-06-20 17:09:04 | 89.03 | 98% |
| 5535 | 2011-02-17 00:18:16 | 82.77 | |
| 5448 | 2011-01-21 01:35:30 | 83.09 | |
| 5417 | 2011-01-21 00:53:17 | 85.97 | |
| 5161 | 2010-09-15 15:27:15 | 76.69 | |
| 4960 | 2010-09-13 15:22:08 | 79.87 | |
| 4500 | 2010-09-09 23:46:31 | 77.69 | |
| 4350 | 2010-09-08 19:40:39 | 83.34 | |
| 4087 | 2010-09-05 20:58:28 | 78.81 | |
| 3448 | 2010-08-31 22:28:35 | 66.37 | |
| 2652 | 2010-08-28 17:21:21 | 73.47 | |
| 2078 | 2010-08-27 16:00:52 | 79.06 | |
| 1994 | 2010-08-27 13:53:59 | 73.99 | |
| 342 | 2010-08-22 20:16:59 | 80.06 | |
| 146 | 2010-08-22 15:06:34 | 72.03 |