And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8243 | 2017-05-19 17:35:15 | 111.28 | 98% |
| 7402 | 2017-01-02 05:09:36 | 104.55 | 96% |
| 7071 | 2016-11-04 04:13:49 | 109.96 | 98% |
| 6703 | 2016-10-08 00:08:49 | 110.93 | 97% |
| 6196 | 2016-07-31 01:08:59 | 107.57 | 98% |
| 5812 | 2016-06-14 01:27:27 | 107.26 | 98% |
| 4796 | 2015-11-22 00:54:35 | 105.89 | 99% |
| 3381 | 2015-01-24 22:32:05 | 105.37 | 99% |
| 2392 | 2014-09-03 21:31:59 | 98.14 | 97% |
| 2252 | 2014-08-23 19:18:00 | 105.95 | 98% |
| 2245 | 2014-08-22 21:52:13 | 98.82 | 98% |
| 1817 | 2014-07-14 01:49:55 | 111.95 | 99% |
| 1654 | 2014-07-02 20:10:59 | 97.88 | 98% |
| 1592 | 2014-06-27 21:02:57 | 105.79 | 98% |
| 1453 | 2014-06-16 01:37:21 | 103.40 | 98% |
| 933 | 2014-04-13 21:37:16 | 100.13 | 98% |
| 272 | 2014-01-21 05:51:44 | 93.58 | 98% |
| 215 | 2014-01-09 01:50:43 | 94.15 | 98% |
| 150 | 2013-12-30 16:58:31 | 87.05 | 98% |