And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out. You could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig shit do you? Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through bone like it's butter. You gotta have a few pigs though, you need about sixteen. They will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute... Hence the expression "greedy as a pig."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 260297 | 2020-03-03 08:33:42 | 153.62 | 99% |
| 251765 | 2019-10-14 01:43:51 | 130.46 | 98% |
| 248846 | 2019-08-10 09:43:56 | 161.78 | 99% |
| 244922 | 2019-07-01 01:37:06 | 133.62 | 98% |
| 243810 | 2019-06-23 03:13:51 | 148.00 | 99% |
| 240521 | 2019-06-01 01:21:49 | 134.66 | 98% |
| 236137 | 2019-05-03 09:30:34 | 140.42 | 99% |
| 231138 | 2019-04-09 14:54:35 | 144.53 | 100% |
| 227947 | 2019-03-15 02:46:57 | 65.85 | 99% |
| 227448 | 2019-03-13 08:56:17 | 121.20 | 97% |
| 222463 | 2019-02-19 06:52:28 | 126.23 | 98% |
| 222266 | 2019-02-18 08:20:16 | 136.02 | 99% |
| 206885 | 2018-11-27 05:42:14 | 148.02 | 99% |
| 205267 | 2018-11-23 00:36:38 | 136.90 | 99% |
| 202011 | 2018-11-05 10:53:43 | 130.56 | 98% |
| 200437 | 2018-10-31 00:34:03 | 139.16 | 98% |
| 190961 | 2018-09-12 05:23:22 | 140.82 | 99% |
| 186070 | 2018-08-25 03:32:47 | 126.45 | 98% |
| 185818 | 2018-08-24 08:08:48 | 123.36 | 98% |
| 174308 | 2018-06-28 09:31:47 | 128.85 | 98% |
| 173943 | 2018-06-27 04:25:08 | 139.05 | 99% |
| 168391 | 2018-05-21 08:34:34 | 139.37 | 99% |
| 166834 | 2018-05-10 04:58:48 | 150.75 | 99% |
| 160222 | 2018-03-21 04:51:52 | 123.26 | 98% |
| 159010 | 2018-03-12 02:00:23 | 128.22 | 99% |
| 155396 | 2018-02-12 02:15:55 | 116.38 | 97% |
| 154186 | 2018-02-01 22:52:27 | 141.40 | 99% |
| 141269 | 2017-10-30 00:45:06 | 126.65 | 98% |
| 140379 | 2017-10-26 01:12:32 | 127.61 | 98% |
| 137488 | 2017-10-18 09:07:18 | 135.38 | 99% |
| 127908 | 2017-09-16 09:52:02 | 116.59 | 97% |
| 127527 | 2017-09-14 09:43:28 | 127.01 | 98% |
| 125705 | 2017-09-04 04:28:23 | 124.57 | 97% |
| 123500 | 2017-08-24 04:17:00 | 120.63 | 98% |
| 120691 | 2017-08-08 06:06:26 | 131.75 | 98% |
| 118976 | 2017-07-30 01:36:05 | 130.74 | 99% |
| 116837 | 2017-07-17 04:16:32 | 128.18 | 99% |
| 116266 | 2017-07-14 00:36:58 | 142.19 | 99% |
| 112883 | 2017-06-23 01:46:59 | 121.59 | 98% |
| 111441 | 2017-06-16 10:28:59 | 114.90 | 98% |
| 109803 | 2017-06-11 01:49:42 | 140.71 | 99% |
| 109751 | 2017-06-11 01:04:22 | 125.03 | 98% |
| 109010 | 2017-06-08 05:13:22 | 126.99 | 98% |
| 108033 | 2017-06-04 02:44:18 | 122.39 | 97% |
| 103941 | 2017-05-13 09:47:56 | 122.48 | 96% |
| 103868 | 2017-05-13 08:04:03 | 126.99 | 99% |
| 100727 | 2017-04-15 06:03:18 | 134.79 | 96% |
| 99733 | 2017-04-09 04:51:49 | 138.53 | 99% |
| 98533 | 2017-03-28 09:59:39 | 125.40 | 96% |
| 96146 | 2017-03-06 03:33:04 | 146.62 | 99% |
| 93778 | 2017-02-18 09:16:49 | 119.04 | 96% |
| 90914 | 2017-02-06 22:03:17 | 129.10 | 96% |
| 84778 | 2017-01-17 02:38:36 | 111.18 | 89% |
| 83106 | 2017-01-12 04:22:27 | 122.80 | 96% |
| 82826 | 2017-01-11 16:27:49 | 116.53 | 93% |
| 81566 | 2017-01-09 05:07:52 | 113.25 | 94% |
| 80626 | 2017-01-07 05:59:32 | 116.69 | 92% |
| 80417 | 2017-01-06 09:23:20 | 125.84 | 95% |
| 79360 | 2017-01-04 01:56:47 | 122.55 | 94% |
| 77137 | 2016-12-29 07:04:42 | 135.47 | 97% |
| 72482 | 2016-12-15 02:41:16 | 101.55 | 88% |
| 68332 | 2016-11-29 06:15:48 | 133.02 | 98% |
| 68021 | 2016-11-28 00:11:47 | 134.90 | 96% |
| 67147 | 2016-11-22 01:36:53 | 124.85 | 96% |
| 62406 | 2016-10-15 08:58:44 | 86.23 | 84% |
| 61847 | 2016-10-11 00:48:12 | 118.91 | 96% |
| 61717 | 2016-10-08 03:10:03 | 125.04 | 95% |
| 61503 | 2016-10-06 05:55:08 | 85.95 | 99% |
| 61272 | 2016-10-03 10:41:14 | 127.13 | 98% |
| 60802 | 2016-09-28 03:25:59 | 117.07 | 94% |
| 60573 | 2016-09-27 09:34:58 | 107.10 | 89% |
| 60227 | 2016-09-26 02:58:58 | 116.37 | 93% |
| 59686 | 2016-09-21 09:03:16 | 134.67 | 98% |
| 59301 | 2016-09-19 05:48:20 | 126.19 | 94% |
| 58910 | 2016-09-16 12:36:29 | 110.08 | 93% |
| 58794 | 2016-09-16 01:29:04 | 118.87 | 97% |
| 58187 | 2016-09-11 02:16:53 | 115.80 | 97% |
| 55441 | 2016-08-20 10:31:51 | 117.02 | 94% |
| 54925 | 2016-08-18 15:01:52 | 112.44 | 95% |
| 54210 | 2016-08-14 05:39:59 | 116.36 | 95% |
| 53334 | 2016-08-07 02:54:07 | 103.40 | 90% |
| 53131 | 2016-08-05 02:28:09 | 122.39 | 95% |
| 52319 | 2016-07-24 02:14:11 | 130.17 | 98% |
| 51871 | 2016-07-20 05:52:03 | 132.03 | 97% |
| 51822 | 2016-07-19 04:30:30 | 126.88 | 99% |
| 51539 | 2016-07-16 16:02:39 | 82.08 | 89% |
| 51162 | 2016-07-14 08:23:36 | 116.11 | 97% |
| 51144 | 2016-07-13 11:40:04 | 97.68 | 91% |
| 51020 | 2016-07-13 07:04:24 | 110.94 | 94% |
| 50471 | 2016-07-07 09:29:17 | 120.76 | 99% |
| 49868 | 2016-07-03 13:49:43 | 80.36 | 98% |
| 49736 | 2016-07-02 13:51:59 | 132.30 | 98% |
| 47791 | 2016-06-21 09:22:37 | 108.89 | 94% |
| 46965 | 2016-06-18 10:32:44 | 101.06 | 99% |
| 46191 | 2016-06-16 01:21:58 | 112.64 | 97% |
| 45965 | 2016-06-14 10:45:22 | 115.42 | 94% |
| 45478 | 2016-06-12 04:39:10 | 116.73 | 94% |
| 43789 | 2016-06-06 12:01:59 | 97.64 | 100% |
| 42953 | 2016-05-31 09:16:52 | 132.89 | 97% |
| 42846 | 2016-05-31 04:13:09 | 116.47 | 93% |
| 41757 | 2016-05-24 02:14:34 | 87.46 | 99% |
| 41674 | 2016-05-23 11:10:09 | 125.41 | 95% |
| 41432 | 2016-05-22 08:42:55 | 119.30 | 96% |
| 40735 | 2016-05-18 11:31:29 | 125.51 | 97% |
| 40361 | 2016-05-16 02:41:06 | 110.98 | 91% |
| 39805 | 2016-05-10 09:47:03 | 126.75 | 98% |
| 39782 | 2016-05-10 03:23:08 | 124.54 | 98% |
| 39634 | 2016-05-06 03:21:58 | 106.06 | 97% |
| 38935 | 2016-04-22 04:24:38 | 80.20 | 99% |
| 38854 | 2016-04-21 10:00:55 | 109.27 | 98% |
| 38753 | 2016-04-19 22:37:27 | 110.53 | 91% |
| 38638 | 2016-04-18 10:17:20 | 112.09 | 93% |
| 38532 | 2016-04-18 03:20:49 | 120.79 | 96% |
| 38426 | 2016-04-16 13:36:04 | 109.78 | 94% |
| 38284 | 2016-04-14 02:42:39 | 118.01 | 94% |
| 38106 | 2016-04-10 22:43:56 | 111.02 | 91% |
| 37788 | 2016-04-06 06:47:40 | 102.32 | 95% |
| 35772 | 2016-03-14 12:08:38 | 59.34 | 99% |
| 35100 | 2016-03-12 00:17:49 | 123.74 | 97% |
| 35070 | 2016-03-11 22:17:35 | 119.35 | 96% |
| 34430 | 2016-03-03 04:18:52 | 122.29 | 98% |
| 34148 | 2016-02-27 22:55:13 | 118.21 | 97% |
| 33735 | 2016-02-22 13:42:29 | 115.94 | 97% |
| 32706 | 2016-01-29 10:46:17 | 128.85 | 98% |
| 32561 | 2016-01-28 19:18:40 | 103.63 | 92% |
| 32407 | 2016-01-26 22:00:02 | 118.32 | 96% |
| 31925 | 2016-01-21 05:06:35 | 129.82 | 98% |
| 30175 | 2016-01-04 18:55:03 | 117.43 | 96% |
| 29071 | 2015-12-23 03:35:48 | 127.26 | 98% |
| 28976 | 2015-12-22 08:27:52 | 112.00 | 93% |
| 28518 | 2015-12-19 04:04:43 | 122.06 | 96% |
| 28507 | 2015-12-19 02:10:17 | 127.38 | 98% |
| 27660 | 2015-12-05 20:39:50 | 103.15 | 93% |
| 27481 | 2015-12-04 17:23:55 | 117.94 | 96% |
| 26848 | 2015-11-30 22:53:37 | 109.69 | 96% |
| 25407 | 2015-11-24 09:47:43 | 85.77 | 88% |