I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 308192 | 2021-12-29 10:59:15 | 141.68 | 98% |
| 304933 | 2021-11-21 07:11:13 | 140.82 | 98% |
| 303918 | 2021-11-06 08:15:45 | 144.02 | 99% |
| 301545 | 2021-09-12 09:48:24 | 141.23 | 98% |
| 301369 | 2021-09-11 09:50:55 | 143.06 | 98% |
| 292844 | 2021-03-01 05:20:33 | 143.43 | 99% |
| 292301 | 2021-02-23 22:40:20 | 152.07 | 98.9% |
| 291431 | 2021-02-17 08:46:15 | 168.70 | 100% |
| 286276 | 2021-01-20 08:13:30 | 168.23 | 100% |
| 285083 | 2021-01-16 00:35:33 | 150.25 | 99% |
| 283463 | 2020-12-31 08:44:27 | 126.15 | 98% |
| 280353 | 2020-11-18 10:30:14 | 161.00 | 100% |
| 278535 | 2020-10-10 00:43:23 | 138.13 | 99% |
| 271976 | 2020-07-22 09:32:55 | 152.22 | 99% |
| 265943 | 2020-04-29 09:42:09 | 146.21 | 99% |
| 264017 | 2020-04-08 06:18:16 | 148.47 | 99% |
| 261733 | 2020-03-17 08:14:05 | 124.03 | 98% |
| 260095 | 2020-02-29 08:48:05 | 132.64 | 98% |
| 259564 | 2020-02-21 08:41:20 | 161.12 | 100% |
| 254941 | 2019-12-10 08:20:59 | 121.14 | 97% |
| 251396 | 2019-09-19 10:10:40 | 119.77 | 100% |
| 246339 | 2019-07-17 04:43:24 | 143.47 | 99% |
| 244229 | 2019-06-28 01:38:06 | 154.58 | 100% |
| 239775 | 2019-05-26 02:39:58 | 152.48 | 100% |
| 237120 | 2019-05-08 11:20:44 | 146.44 | 99% |
| 234938 | 2019-04-29 08:38:43 | 125.90 | 98% |