Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 279263 | 2020-10-24 09:16:32 | 129.42 | 99% |
| 277145 | 2020-09-18 10:05:39 | 132.81 | 99% |
| 269567 | 2020-06-16 10:14:03 | 139.14 | 99% |
| 268690 | 2020-06-02 09:51:20 | 137.22 | 99% |
| 267233 | 2020-05-13 11:04:45 | 139.18 | 99% |
| 265738 | 2020-04-26 09:45:32 | 137.23 | 98% |
| 264235 | 2020-04-09 10:40:39 | 125.43 | 99% |
| 259341 | 2020-02-17 03:00:59 | 133.51 | 99% |
| 255480 | 2019-12-15 00:59:31 | 114.95 | 97% |
| 252130 | 2019-10-23 23:31:30 | 119.72 | 98% |
| 250122 | 2019-08-28 09:42:52 | 125.42 | 97% |
| 244029 | 2019-06-25 06:13:27 | 121.49 | 97% |
| 238681 | 2019-05-19 01:49:42 | 143.85 | 98% |
| 234449 | 2019-04-27 10:47:38 | 94.64 | 97% |
| 226107 | 2019-03-08 03:45:26 | 123.12 | 97% |
| 225766 | 2019-03-06 06:52:05 | 151.65 | 100% |
| 225577 | 2019-03-05 09:38:56 | 121.25 | 98% |
| 224195 | 2019-02-26 07:01:14 | 123.04 | 99% |
| 218424 | 2019-01-26 01:39:35 | 114.45 | 98% |
| 216475 | 2019-01-11 06:48:23 | 124.15 | 97% |
| 209010 | 2018-12-03 06:49:47 | 117.21 | 97% |
| 200290 | 2018-10-30 11:17:52 | 102.36 | 97% |
| 198721 | 2018-10-25 01:31:36 | 135.81 | 99% |
| 190437 | 2018-09-09 04:09:27 | 130.04 | 99% |
| 188944 | 2018-09-03 02:07:35 | 118.34 | 98% |
| 181566 | 2018-08-02 02:48:34 | 125.88 | 97% |
| 174318 | 2018-06-28 09:44:49 | 113.78 | 99% |
| 173573 | 2018-06-25 07:42:47 | 124.49 | 98% |
| 173304 | 2018-06-23 09:51:16 | 126.87 | 98% |
| 170219 | 2018-06-06 03:36:30 | 121.80 | 98% |
| 169192 | 2018-05-28 11:52:38 | 117.73 | 97% |
| 167554 | 2018-05-16 05:52:32 | 125.12 | 99% |
| 166648 | 2018-05-09 06:18:21 | 104.93 | 97% |
| 162976 | 2018-04-08 23:49:44 | 105.30 | 96% |
| 158433 | 2018-03-06 09:38:59 | 126.47 | 98% |
| 158242 | 2018-03-04 08:55:44 | 111.08 | 98% |
| 158078 | 2018-03-03 01:26:45 | 123.30 | 98% |
| 154801 | 2018-02-07 00:08:41 | 125.45 | 99% |
| 148847 | 2017-12-21 09:11:10 | 119.83 | 97% |
| 146898 | 2017-12-01 01:33:11 | 145.35 | 100% |
| 145473 | 2017-11-16 00:41:20 | 123.74 | 98% |
| 138927 | 2017-10-22 05:44:22 | 136.54 | 100% |
| 136829 | 2017-10-16 19:43:26 | 115.91 | 98% |