Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 279799 | 2020-11-12 08:58:07 | 130.96 | 99% |
| 267225 | 2020-05-13 10:59:24 | 110.82 | 98% |
| 267080 | 2020-05-12 10:26:25 | 127.35 | 99% |
| 258398 | 2020-02-07 07:56:35 | 126.78 | 98% |
| 233324 | 2019-04-23 09:10:11 | 136.35 | 99% |
| 220169 | 2019-02-08 09:06:29 | 122.32 | 98% |
| 218221 | 2019-01-24 07:18:35 | 126.20 | 98% |
| 218012 | 2019-01-22 11:34:58 | 123.21 | 98% |
| 217985 | 2019-01-22 11:12:06 | 121.77 | 98% |
| 216354 | 2019-01-07 11:58:58 | 138.63 | 99% |
| 205432 | 2018-11-23 04:47:25 | 125.14 | 99% |
| 205149 | 2018-11-22 01:33:01 | 119.81 | 98% |
| 198119 | 2018-10-23 08:49:45 | 124.99 | 99% |
| 197736 | 2018-10-21 08:29:07 | 118.49 | 98% |
| 196440 | 2018-10-15 08:20:32 | 126.98 | 99% |
| 196258 | 2018-10-14 06:02:05 | 126.30 | 99% |
| 195238 | 2018-10-07 21:14:14 | 110.21 | 98% |
| 181949 | 2018-08-04 04:37:05 | 130.87 | 99% |
| 177278 | 2018-07-14 03:21:33 | 103.28 | 99% |
| 172435 | 2018-06-19 02:39:54 | 117.84 | 97% |
| 169269 | 2018-05-29 02:16:19 | 125.38 | 98% |