Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 256287 | 2020-01-02 09:04:02 | 109.78 | 98% |
| 255230 | 2019-12-13 00:39:52 | 103.75 | 97% |
| 243531 | 2019-06-21 08:55:08 | 102.88 | 97% |
| 240269 | 2019-05-29 08:57:00 | 97.37 | 97% |
| 236902 | 2019-05-08 01:25:56 | 111.39 | 98% |
| 233771 | 2019-04-25 05:53:44 | 117.46 | 99% |
| 229655 | 2019-03-28 08:51:18 | 120.41 | 98% |
| 219343 | 2019-02-02 09:43:09 | 134.87 | 99% |
| 202236 | 2018-11-06 00:53:17 | 106.90 | 97% |
| 201045 | 2018-11-02 10:25:40 | 115.82 | 99% |
| 190672 | 2018-09-10 00:31:15 | 115.16 | 98% |
| 187309 | 2018-08-29 03:16:49 | 107.29 | 97% |
| 185623 | 2018-08-23 04:43:36 | 103.60 | 98% |
| 181299 | 2018-08-01 02:17:55 | 119.67 | 99% |
| 176035 | 2018-07-05 07:57:22 | 88.92 | 97% |
| 172138 | 2018-06-16 09:40:51 | 107.03 | 98% |
| 168583 | 2018-05-22 06:12:25 | 112.29 | 98% |
| 168154 | 2018-05-19 10:55:45 | 111.95 | 97% |
| 166922 | 2018-05-11 05:03:11 | 115.60 | 98% |
| 161915 | 2018-04-01 08:52:36 | 103.99 | 98% |
| 161308 | 2018-03-27 05:54:30 | 111.69 | 98% |
| 160753 | 2018-03-23 11:17:31 | 118.57 | 99% |
| 159559 | 2018-03-15 08:45:14 | 106.76 | 98% |
| 154621 | 2018-02-04 09:24:31 | 112.36 | 98% |
| 153850 | 2018-01-30 02:39:15 | 107.98 | 98% |
| 151423 | 2018-01-11 08:17:49 | 123.29 | 98% |
| 141901 | 2017-11-01 05:46:35 | 105.98 | 98% |
| 140410 | 2017-10-26 04:36:46 | 98.83 | 97% |
| 140166 | 2017-10-25 02:21:30 | 110.32 | 97% |
| 133417 | 2017-10-05 21:20:39 | 106.48 | 98% |
| 131846 | 2017-09-30 22:59:36 | 114.53 | 98% |
| 131211 | 2017-09-28 01:42:10 | 120.83 | 99% |
| 129701 | 2017-09-21 23:19:23 | 117.89 | 99% |
| 128351 | 2017-09-18 01:17:30 | 88.56 | 96% |
| 122251 | 2017-08-16 09:22:01 | 102.10 | 97% |
| 121965 | 2017-08-14 06:21:20 | 92.73 | 97% |
| 119177 | 2017-07-31 03:15:04 | 96.83 | 98% |
| 117665 | 2017-07-21 06:16:10 | 107.23 | 98% |
| 116351 | 2017-07-14 02:45:01 | 57.78 | 99% |
| 115786 | 2017-07-11 01:37:06 | 89.50 | 97% |