I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 311836 | 2022-11-11 08:34:57 | 146.46 | 99% |
| 311715 | 2022-11-10 04:12:03 | 158.60 | 99% |
| 304047 | 2021-11-09 02:08:09 | 123.69 | 98% |
| 300347 | 2021-08-06 10:15:47 | 135.15 | 97% |
| 298476 | 2021-06-21 04:46:38 | 149.50 | 99% |
| 298093 | 2021-06-04 04:21:25 | 150.68 | 99% |
| 294340 | 2021-03-19 02:38:54 | 154.48 | 99% |
| 288888 | 2021-02-03 08:41:57 | 172.74 | 100% |
| 288817 | 2021-02-03 03:01:15 | 150.35 | 98.7% |
| 288115 | 2021-01-30 23:52:20 | 152.92 | 99.3% |
| 282681 | 2020-12-25 01:42:35 | 157.85 | 100% |
| 278616 | 2020-10-13 08:46:56 | 153.82 | 99% |
| 269768 | 2020-06-19 10:17:32 | 130.57 | 99% |
| 269759 | 2020-06-19 10:11:51 | 132.94 | 99% |
| 269476 | 2020-06-15 09:45:41 | 124.42 | 98% |
| 255255 | 2019-12-13 00:57:31 | 142.36 | 98% |
| 250404 | 2019-09-01 06:02:45 | 160.37 | 100% |
| 246716 | 2019-07-19 09:05:55 | 149.20 | 98% |
| 246395 | 2019-07-17 08:17:26 | 126.64 | 97% |
| 237021 | 2019-05-08 10:08:23 | 125.04 | 98% |
| 233682 | 2019-04-25 01:12:35 | 147.57 | 99% |
| 231790 | 2019-04-15 02:14:45 | 141.36 | 99% |
| 229168 | 2019-03-23 05:21:05 | 132.91 | 99% |
| 222647 | 2019-02-20 06:16:33 | 132.20 | 98% |
| 214328 | 2018-12-29 04:05:49 | 173.16 | 100% |
| 210750 | 2018-12-12 08:33:53 | 158.19 | 99% |
| 208664 | 2018-12-02 05:48:23 | 123.89 | 98% |
| 205584 | 2018-11-24 00:47:04 | 128.62 | 98% |
| 202199 | 2018-11-06 00:25:53 | 118.05 | 97% |
| 200226 | 2018-10-30 08:42:09 | 161.94 | 100% |
| 200049 | 2018-10-30 05:50:33 | 150.85 | 99% |
| 196290 | 2018-10-14 07:23:49 | 152.53 | 99% |
| 195317 | 2018-10-07 22:12:26 | 135.11 | 98% |
| 190178 | 2018-09-08 06:27:19 | 152.51 | 100% |
| 186555 | 2018-08-26 04:40:55 | 143.41 | 99% |
| 182829 | 2018-08-08 01:21:47 | 134.77 | 98% |
| 175373 | 2018-07-02 03:42:03 | 122.81 | 98% |
| 173647 | 2018-06-25 13:21:30 | 115.36 | 97% |
| 169543 | 2018-05-31 03:08:11 | 168.90 | 100% |
| 168510 | 2018-05-22 03:41:47 | 159.18 | 100% |
| 166768 | 2018-05-10 02:50:41 | 144.90 | 99% |
| 165358 | 2018-04-26 06:31:35 | 135.75 | 98% |
| 154143 | 2018-02-01 05:54:34 | 144.13 | 99% |
| 152592 | 2018-01-20 06:51:50 | 141.86 | 99% |
| 146883 | 2017-12-01 01:23:04 | 154.44 | 100% |
| 144531 | 2017-11-10 08:15:29 | 145.67 | 99% |
| 140160 | 2017-10-25 02:16:51 | 130.77 | 98% |
| 125007 | 2017-09-01 02:18:33 | 131.51 | 99% |