Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 314298 | 2024-01-30 08:51:57 | 118.44 | 97.7% |
| 314059 | 2023-08-12 12:53:11 | 110.39 | 97% |
| 309229 | 2022-02-04 05:58:59 | 135.41 | 99% |
| 306344 | 2021-11-30 11:34:40 | 134.99 | 98% |
| 306281 | 2021-11-30 03:04:23 | 113.86 | 99% |
| 300371 | 2021-08-06 10:32:02 | 118.87 | 97% |
| 295963 | 2021-04-20 09:55:17 | 109.21 | 96% |
| 293833 | 2021-03-11 01:28:11 | 136.08 | 98% |
| 290484 | 2021-02-10 08:53:00 | 114.06 | 96.9% |
| 288793 | 2021-02-03 02:45:59 | 119.63 | 97.4% |
| 288489 | 2021-02-01 09:46:53 | 133.18 | 98.7% |
| 287820 | 2021-01-29 08:35:21 | 137.31 | 98.8% |
| 285072 | 2021-01-15 09:00:59 | 140.80 | 99% |
| 281527 | 2020-12-18 08:58:09 | 138.05 | 99% |
| 275000 | 2020-08-23 04:02:21 | 124.66 | 99% |
| 270643 | 2020-06-28 10:15:44 | 137.12 | 98% |
| 265059 | 2020-04-19 09:02:14 | 124.65 | 98% |
| 262644 | 2020-03-29 00:39:51 | 128.78 | 98% |
| 235156 | 2019-04-30 05:11:30 | 147.78 | 99% |
| 231637 | 2019-04-13 04:45:30 | 135.24 | 97% |
| 231144 | 2019-04-09 14:59:14 | 134.03 | 99% |
| 230101 | 2019-03-31 01:47:19 | 130.69 | 98% |
| 224483 | 2019-02-27 07:01:17 | 130.28 | 98% |
| 224254 | 2019-02-26 08:25:35 | 102.48 | 97% |
| 220592 | 2019-02-10 10:26:16 | 135.82 | 99% |
| 217510 | 2019-01-19 07:37:03 | 142.27 | 100% |
| 216697 | 2019-01-12 06:57:46 | 130.28 | 97% |
| 213491 | 2018-12-25 04:44:15 | 116.57 | 97% |
| 208714 | 2018-12-02 07:50:39 | 124.76 | 98% |
| 202121 | 2018-11-05 23:29:57 | 97.69 | 97% |
| 198842 | 2018-10-25 06:30:36 | 110.32 | 97% |
| 176486 | 2018-07-07 11:30:55 | 104.57 | 97% |
| 175449 | 2018-07-02 05:37:19 | 129.95 | 100% |
| 172535 | 2018-06-19 03:53:10 | 135.27 | 99% |
| 162003 | 2018-04-02 00:28:07 | 112.99 | 98% |
| 160916 | 2018-03-24 03:51:44 | 127.02 | 99% |
| 159528 | 2018-03-15 07:37:09 | 144.06 | 99% |
| 156198 | 2018-02-15 06:42:16 | 120.70 | 98% |
| 150707 | 2018-01-05 01:07:19 | 114.00 | 97% |
| 150114 | 2017-12-31 02:56:43 | 125.17 | 98% |
| 139163 | 2017-10-22 22:54:37 | 107.24 | 97% |
| 134083 | 2017-10-08 02:21:09 | 136.38 | 100% |
| 126773 | 2017-09-10 06:51:07 | 134.64 | 100% |
| 118005 | 2017-07-23 00:15:16 | 89.31 | 96% |
| 115885 | 2017-07-11 09:35:00 | 137.14 | 100% |
| 115216 | 2017-07-09 03:58:10 | 96.55 | 97% |
| 113666 | 2017-06-25 02:13:06 | 123.56 | 98% |
| 113080 | 2017-06-23 09:28:14 | 118.96 | 97% |
| 112771 | 2017-06-22 08:43:14 | 96.68 | 96% |
| 108611 | 2017-06-06 08:17:50 | 94.15 | 97% |
| 107542 | 2017-06-02 14:18:40 | 109.98 | 92% |
| 107480 | 2017-06-02 13:31:24 | 103.30 | 93% |
| 102420 | 2017-05-01 12:10:49 | 122.63 | 96% |
| 101775 | 2017-04-28 09:02:11 | 109.38 | 89% |
| 101355 | 2017-04-25 07:01:37 | 109.18 | 93% |
| 100506 | 2017-04-14 01:33:27 | 105.71 | 89% |
| 99002 | 2017-04-02 10:36:12 | 111.12 | 94% |
| 98584 | 2017-03-29 09:11:34 | 116.72 | 95% |
| 98131 | 2017-03-25 08:36:03 | 114.75 | 94% |
| 97541 | 2017-03-19 21:43:21 | 117.62 | 94% |
| 97499 | 2017-03-19 08:59:19 | 116.02 | 95% |
| 95187 | 2017-02-26 11:43:12 | 103.46 | 92% |
| 92347 | 2017-02-11 03:11:10 | 110.23 | 95% |
| 92100 | 2017-02-10 05:08:34 | 114.08 | 95% |
| 86815 | 2017-01-25 06:04:01 | 134.81 | 97% |