When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 313224 | 2023-01-20 13:13:32 | 146.96 | 99% |
| 306596 | 2021-12-02 00:51:00 | 145.68 | 99% |
| 304707 | 2021-11-15 05:59:37 | 131.80 | 96% |
| 302643 | 2021-09-29 05:35:35 | 161.11 | 100% |
| 294006 | 2021-03-13 02:08:46 | 132.43 | 99% |
| 292997 | 2021-03-01 23:37:28 | 134.61 | 99% |
| 292628 | 2021-02-27 07:55:21 | 138.62 | 98% |
| 291970 | 2021-02-21 00:07:22 | 122.48 | 97.4% |
| 289295 | 2021-02-04 23:35:48 | 139.92 | 98.3% |
| 289271 | 2021-02-04 23:20:21 | 126.93 | 98.1% |
| 285742 | 2021-01-17 08:01:38 | 151.34 | 100% |
| 285069 | 2021-01-15 08:59:20 | 125.04 | 99% |
| 281686 | 2020-12-20 02:03:52 | 139.53 | 99% |
| 279803 | 2020-11-12 09:01:37 | 119.16 | 98% |
| 263952 | 2020-04-08 02:07:02 | 135.95 | 98% |
| 263531 | 2020-04-04 02:59:16 | 143.56 | 99% |
| 256398 | 2020-01-04 01:24:43 | 130.89 | 99% |
| 256039 | 2019-12-28 23:29:58 | 153.29 | 100% |
| 247689 | 2019-07-31 03:39:11 | 132.97 | 99% |
| 244254 | 2019-06-28 01:57:20 | 136.67 | 98% |
| 236412 | 2019-05-05 00:36:56 | 58.89 | 99% |
| 235111 | 2019-04-30 03:20:41 | 153.45 | 100% |
| 230790 | 2019-04-07 09:52:20 | 120.54 | 97% |
| 226481 | 2019-03-10 01:48:09 | 146.22 | 100% |
| 223022 | 2019-02-21 09:31:01 | 140.52 | 99% |
| 217837 | 2019-01-20 08:37:38 | 158.37 | 100% |
| 217799 | 2019-01-20 08:11:57 | 153.74 | 99% |
| 210227 | 2018-12-09 02:46:28 | 123.00 | 98% |
| 206444 | 2018-11-26 01:00:46 | 142.40 | 99% |
| 204736 | 2018-11-21 01:21:27 | 127.54 | 96% |
| 201269 | 2018-11-03 06:48:54 | 126.25 | 98% |
| 200594 | 2018-10-31 08:50:54 | 141.62 | 99% |
| 199256 | 2018-10-26 12:33:00 | 114.89 | 97% |
| 198625 | 2018-10-24 09:42:01 | 146.42 | 99% |
| 197738 | 2018-10-21 08:30:35 | 128.64 | 98% |
| 197451 | 2018-10-20 09:23:57 | 140.81 | 99% |
| 195698 | 2018-10-10 02:58:35 | 130.97 | 99% |
| 193285 | 2018-09-29 00:48:38 | 150.14 | 100% |
| 191744 | 2018-09-17 02:06:39 | 143.45 | 99% |
| 185838 | 2018-08-24 08:22:32 | 130.46 | 99% |
| 181202 | 2018-07-31 09:05:13 | 141.22 | 99% |
| 179635 | 2018-07-25 09:41:02 | 113.66 | 99% |
| 177732 | 2018-07-15 04:00:12 | 152.21 | 100% |
| 174375 | 2018-06-28 11:24:03 | 145.94 | 99% |
| 167546 | 2018-05-16 05:46:31 | 138.21 | 100% |
| 166095 | 2018-05-03 13:03:04 | 130.65 | 99% |
| 165315 | 2018-04-26 04:55:30 | 132.47 | 99% |
| 153794 | 2018-01-29 23:25:08 | 128.93 | 100% |
| 150201 | 2018-01-01 08:21:06 | 139.17 | 99% |
| 148839 | 2017-12-21 09:04:34 | 145.19 | 99% |
| 147680 | 2017-12-10 04:46:18 | 135.72 | 98% |
| 139447 | 2017-10-23 03:55:44 | 103.77 | 97% |
| 136660 | 2017-10-16 02:09:25 | 122.39 | 98% |
| 134529 | 2017-10-09 05:57:52 | 110.98 | 98% |
| 133949 | 2017-10-07 08:21:03 | 100.54 | 97% |
| 132821 | 2017-10-03 22:31:58 | 129.92 | 98% |
| 131202 | 2017-09-28 01:35:34 | 132.27 | 98% |
| 128280 | 2017-09-18 00:16:51 | 120.55 | 98% |
| 128055 | 2017-09-17 06:33:20 | 134.10 | 99% |
| 127377 | 2017-09-14 01:37:42 | 117.06 | 99% |
| 123890 | 2017-08-26 04:30:18 | 126.04 | 99% |
| 121652 | 2017-08-13 01:38:22 | 124.90 | 99% |
| 117643 | 2017-07-21 02:39:46 | 127.65 | 99% |
| 116437 | 2017-07-15 00:48:34 | 87.79 | 100% |
| 116066 | 2017-07-13 02:54:09 | 116.86 | 99% |
| 114233 | 2017-06-26 05:04:19 | 115.39 | 97% |
| 113668 | 2017-06-25 02:14:32 | 114.00 | 97% |
| 110803 | 2017-06-14 09:45:07 | 126.48 | 98% |
| 108612 | 2017-06-06 08:18:37 | 111.16 | 97% |
| 108448 | 2017-06-05 05:21:19 | 129.13 | 98% |
| 104678 | 2017-05-17 08:48:10 | 81.22 | 86% |
| 104117 | 2017-05-14 03:25:37 | 143.01 | 99% |
| 103351 | 2017-05-10 08:57:08 | 136.70 | 97% |
| 102199 | 2017-04-30 04:45:28 | 130.01 | 97% |
| 101984 | 2017-04-29 05:03:20 | 131.32 | 94% |
| 101143 | 2017-04-24 05:18:05 | 130.66 | 96% |
| 100060 | 2017-04-10 10:10:41 | 129.38 | 96% |
| 97248 | 2017-03-16 12:01:53 | 134.90 | 98% |
| 96797 | 2017-03-12 01:45:52 | 149.67 | 100% |
| 96511 | 2017-03-09 12:17:28 | 106.29 | 96% |
| 95357 | 2017-02-28 06:31:03 | 127.07 | 97% |
| 92173 | 2017-02-10 06:57:07 | 103.96 | 91% |
| 91741 | 2017-02-08 22:30:47 | 108.37 | 95% |
| 91344 | 2017-02-07 21:11:30 | 116.57 | 96% |
| 89798 | 2017-02-04 05:09:34 | 138.27 | 97% |
| 89406 | 2017-02-03 07:03:47 | 116.43 | 95% |
| 88659 | 2017-01-31 14:11:44 | 121.14 | 96% |
| 88120 | 2017-01-29 08:58:49 | 143.36 | 98% |
| 86902 | 2017-01-25 09:09:11 | 138.39 | 96% |
| 86648 | 2017-01-24 05:33:08 | 110.15 | 92% |
| 85802 | 2017-01-21 00:35:12 | 104.56 | 96% |
| 85104 | 2017-01-18 00:10:08 | 128.48 | 98% |
| 83507 | 2017-01-12 21:12:01 | 117.93 | 93% |
| 81945 | 2017-01-10 02:23:45 | 118.94 | 93% |
| 77219 | 2016-12-29 08:45:59 | 131.75 | 97% |
| 76744 | 2016-12-27 07:27:39 | 112.00 | 98% |
| 76511 | 2016-12-26 13:35:45 | 117.79 | 96% |
| 76376 | 2016-12-26 02:49:28 | 125.93 | 98% |
| 74951 | 2016-12-21 06:51:24 | 115.61 | 92% |
| 74775 | 2016-12-21 00:40:11 | 126.54 | 95% |
| 73840 | 2016-12-18 12:08:08 | 111.19 | 94% |
| 73583 | 2016-12-18 03:45:03 | 69.58 | 86% |
| 72657 | 2016-12-15 10:59:07 | 114.56 | 92% |
| 72635 | 2016-12-15 10:43:24 | 108.76 | 93% |
| 71992 | 2016-12-14 05:04:17 | 114.91 | 96% |
| 71758 | 2016-12-13 08:33:17 | 112.45 | 96% |
| 70833 | 2016-12-10 07:06:17 | 120.49 | 94% |
| 69877 | 2016-12-07 10:05:00 | 119.58 | 96% |
| 68590 | 2016-11-30 07:21:25 | 130.27 | 97% |
| 68069 | 2016-11-28 04:29:39 | 113.87 | 94% |
| 67856 | 2016-11-27 03:18:02 | 126.29 | 95% |
| 66002 | 2016-11-13 07:31:19 | 104.47 | 95% |
| 65553 | 2016-11-11 13:10:51 | 95.28 | 91% |