And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 305410 | 2021-11-25 01:16:14 | 147.42 | 98% |
| 304079 | 2021-11-09 02:27:33 | 134.27 | 98% |
| 295636 | 2021-04-16 08:10:16 | 142.82 | 99% |
| 290702 | 2021-02-10 23:47:05 | 133.97 | 97.1% |
| 289278 | 2021-02-04 23:24:56 | 131.56 | 98.4% |
| 283344 | 2020-12-31 01:10:20 | 139.76 | 99% |
| 281621 | 2020-12-19 08:54:43 | 155.26 | 100% |
| 281543 | 2020-12-18 09:09:09 | 162.30 | 99% |
| 281197 | 2020-12-06 09:21:35 | 131.14 | 98% |
| 280133 | 2020-11-17 08:24:37 | 134.26 | 100% |
| 279072 | 2020-10-20 09:49:54 | 143.08 | 99% |
| 276942 | 2020-09-15 02:45:46 | 162.23 | 99% |
| 274982 | 2020-08-22 10:34:05 | 131.84 | 98% |
| 274346 | 2020-08-17 02:17:52 | 125.63 | 99% |
| 274024 | 2020-08-15 10:12:30 | 127.38 | 97% |
| 270698 | 2020-06-30 10:11:08 | 150.83 | 99% |
| 268590 | 2020-06-01 10:27:34 | 140.50 | 99% |
| 266146 | 2020-05-01 06:15:53 | 128.02 | 97% |
| 260764 | 2020-03-07 09:23:52 | 158.00 | 100% |
| 246829 | 2019-07-20 04:21:23 | 151.97 | 99% |
| 242624 | 2019-06-14 09:07:27 | 145.36 | 99% |
| 239570 | 2019-05-24 09:44:08 | 125.44 | 98% |
| 238754 | 2019-05-19 03:20:03 | 135.39 | 100% |
| 238179 | 2019-05-16 04:56:49 | 133.12 | 98% |
| 237773 | 2019-05-13 01:04:11 | 145.23 | 98% |
| 237624 | 2019-05-12 01:43:00 | 157.80 | 100% |
| 235438 | 2019-05-01 07:00:10 | 155.33 | 99% |
| 227638 | 2019-03-14 07:14:39 | 163.34 | 99% |
| 226787 | 2019-03-11 01:15:57 | 128.64 | 96% |
| 224950 | 2019-03-01 09:10:59 | 141.55 | 99% |
| 220624 | 2019-02-11 00:46:19 | 156.79 | 100% |
| 211280 | 2018-12-14 09:07:04 | 134.97 | 98% |
| 211101 | 2018-12-14 02:18:02 | 135.25 | 99% |
| 189807 | 2018-09-06 04:26:03 | 146.72 | 99% |
| 187598 | 2018-08-30 04:44:50 | 111.30 | 98% |
| 187589 | 2018-08-30 04:38:24 | 129.75 | 98% |
| 184213 | 2018-08-15 09:54:25 | 157.30 | 100% |
| 183813 | 2018-08-14 12:56:11 | 131.83 | 98% |
| 181607 | 2018-08-02 03:19:32 | 130.93 | 98% |
| 180503 | 2018-07-28 03:29:09 | 156.77 | 100% |
| 179061 | 2018-07-22 04:26:41 | 134.85 | 98% |
| 177002 | 2018-07-11 07:42:29 | 121.55 | 98% |
| 171006 | 2018-06-11 02:25:47 | 145.07 | 99% |
| 164008 | 2018-04-15 11:20:23 | 144.90 | 99% |
| 162063 | 2018-04-02 01:12:17 | 131.31 | 98% |
| 159025 | 2018-03-12 02:09:29 | 144.20 | 99% |
| 156555 | 2018-02-18 01:39:38 | 122.54 | 97% |
| 155554 | 2018-02-12 04:21:23 | 125.96 | 99% |
| 152971 | 2018-01-23 21:37:43 | 138.74 | 99% |
| 149131 | 2017-12-24 01:00:24 | 124.63 | 98% |
| 142454 | 2017-11-03 01:51:59 | 134.88 | 99% |
| 138414 | 2017-10-21 03:28:37 | 148.79 | 99% |
| 134967 | 2017-10-10 03:25:50 | 140.26 | 99% |
| 133369 | 2017-10-05 03:56:40 | 135.46 | 99% |
| 127181 | 2017-09-12 04:35:44 | 125.73 | 98% |
| 120664 | 2017-08-08 02:59:18 | 112.77 | 98% |
| 119191 | 2017-07-31 03:29:37 | 116.94 | 98% |
| 116553 | 2017-07-15 05:07:20 | 128.56 | 99% |
| 114481 | 2017-06-26 12:28:05 | 107.99 | 97% |
| 110861 | 2017-06-14 10:47:37 | 82.73 | 95% |
| 110628 | 2017-06-14 04:43:33 | 95.51 | 96% |
| 107911 | 2017-06-03 10:43:37 | 134.92 | 95% |
| 106854 | 2017-05-31 06:22:28 | 119.67 | 91% |
| 104512 | 2017-05-15 08:34:23 | 128.97 | 97% |
| 103186 | 2017-05-08 10:00:48 | 132.76 | 99% |
| 101805 | 2017-04-28 09:23:55 | 131.13 | 95% |
| 101301 | 2017-04-25 02:02:41 | 113.80 | 91% |
| 101249 | 2017-04-24 12:50:35 | 116.88 | 91% |
| 101076 | 2017-04-23 11:22:57 | 137.40 | 99% |
| 99943 | 2017-04-10 03:04:23 | 109.54 | 91% |
| 99358 | 2017-04-06 20:58:47 | 108.54 | 90% |
| 98261 | 2017-03-26 08:25:46 | 110.28 | 90% |
| 96105 | 2017-03-06 01:41:05 | 133.26 | 95% |
| 94953 | 2017-02-24 12:36:42 | 125.52 | 98% |
| 94522 | 2017-02-22 12:07:25 | 115.57 | 96% |
| 87533 | 2017-01-27 16:03:34 | 136.98 | 97% |
| 87385 | 2017-01-27 03:58:52 | 131.87 | 93% |
| 83296 | 2017-01-12 09:12:13 | 107.76 | 90% |
| 83053 | 2017-01-12 01:56:41 | 92.87 | 84% |
| 83038 | 2017-01-12 01:45:46 | 117.18 | 92% |
| 81051 | 2017-01-08 07:47:45 | 95.41 | 85% |
| 80445 | 2017-01-07 00:18:18 | 117.30 | 94% |
| 80246 | 2017-01-06 02:28:00 | 137.83 | 96% |
| 79819 | 2017-01-05 04:16:53 | 102.30 | 88% |
| 79244 | 2017-01-03 10:18:38 | 119.59 | 93% |
| 78880 | 2017-01-02 23:27:38 | 98.23 | 94% |
| 78859 | 2017-01-02 14:01:22 | 114.30 | 92% |
| 76163 | 2016-12-25 05:10:40 | 143.63 | 98% |
| 71689 | 2016-12-13 03:08:05 | 119.97 | 93% |
| 71365 | 2016-12-12 10:16:18 | 129.40 | 96% |
| 71041 | 2016-12-11 03:13:57 | 108.95 | 91% |
| 70407 | 2016-12-09 05:25:36 | 116.81 | 92% |
| 68379 | 2016-11-29 09:37:30 | 109.40 | 89% |
| 67898 | 2016-11-27 03:48:40 | 110.82 | 88% |
| 67479 | 2016-11-25 00:43:46 | 98.72 | 95% |
| 65535 | 2016-11-11 08:21:48 | 125.84 | 95% |
| 64354 | 2016-11-04 23:51:44 | 129.77 | 95% |
| 64319 | 2016-11-04 08:47:16 | 118.71 | 94% |
| 63942 | 2016-10-31 03:09:56 | 115.77 | 94% |
| 62941 | 2016-10-20 08:56:10 | 134.29 | 96% |
| 62817 | 2016-10-19 08:41:09 | 128.71 | 94% |
| 62762 | 2016-10-19 08:00:41 | 131.06 | 95% |
| 62281 | 2016-10-14 09:19:02 | 117.10 | 91% |
| 62266 | 2016-10-14 09:08:06 | 110.24 | 90% |
| 58972 | 2016-09-17 04:10:04 | 127.52 | 94% |
| 57752 | 2016-09-09 02:54:25 | 125.89 | 93% |
| 56270 | 2016-08-28 11:20:08 | 134.94 | 99% |
| 55624 | 2016-08-22 09:23:07 | 126.75 | 95% |
| 54914 | 2016-08-18 12:13:12 | 98.27 | 89% |
| 54404 | 2016-08-16 02:06:42 | 103.46 | 89% |
| 54356 | 2016-08-15 12:08:59 | 105.71 | 88% |
| 54140 | 2016-08-14 01:59:38 | 108.40 | 92% |
| 53970 | 2016-08-12 01:27:30 | 109.48 | 94% |
| 53887 | 2016-08-11 09:58:29 | 104.22 | 88% |
| 53731 | 2016-08-09 14:07:36 | 112.00 | 93% |
| 53722 | 2016-08-09 14:00:10 | 104.75 | 88% |
| 53616 | 2016-08-09 09:55:11 | 124.64 | 95% |
| 52764 | 2016-07-30 09:23:08 | 114.54 | 89% |
| 52041 | 2016-07-21 22:01:27 | 121.09 | 98% |
| 51230 | 2016-07-15 02:09:20 | 118.95 | 93% |
| 50550 | 2016-07-07 10:27:35 | 136.14 | 96% |
| 50099 | 2016-07-04 10:27:34 | 130.18 | 94% |
| 50095 | 2016-07-04 10:24:22 | 144.90 | 98% |
| 48831 | 2016-06-26 04:29:51 | 124.34 | 99% |
| 47845 | 2016-06-21 23:42:52 | 104.47 | 94% |
| 47502 | 2016-06-20 13:51:08 | 113.93 | 95% |
| 47164 | 2016-06-19 09:07:48 | 121.19 | 93% |
| 46225 | 2016-06-16 04:40:54 | 133.90 | 96% |
| 45789 | 2016-06-14 01:27:20 | 126.09 | 94% |
| 45783 | 2016-06-14 01:22:49 | 115.12 | 95% |
| 45459 | 2016-06-12 04:24:15 | 99.98 | 92% |
| 45265 | 2016-06-11 09:49:17 | 116.43 | 97% |
| 44734 | 2016-06-10 04:13:34 | 125.42 | 95% |
| 44387 | 2016-06-09 05:38:17 | 130.89 | 95% |
| 43703 | 2016-06-06 05:33:16 | 103.92 | 92% |
| 43625 | 2016-06-06 02:06:57 | 139.51 | 98% |
| 43514 | 2016-06-05 08:57:14 | 135.23 | 97% |
| 42777 | 2016-05-31 02:59:06 | 127.70 | 95% |
| 41799 | 2016-05-24 06:17:27 | 123.92 | 95% |
| 41754 | 2016-05-24 02:10:30 | 81.29 | 95% |
| 41655 | 2016-05-23 10:54:55 | 103.15 | 89% |
| 41303 | 2016-05-22 01:52:26 | 148.43 | 97% |
| 39973 | 2016-05-13 12:26:46 | 109.35 | 92% |
| 39882 | 2016-05-12 03:03:55 | 120.56 | 94% |
| 39855 | 2016-05-11 02:28:20 | 115.23 | 93% |
| 39814 | 2016-05-10 09:54:19 | 124.56 | 96% |
| 39643 | 2016-05-06 03:29:20 | 105.24 | 100% |
| 39584 | 2016-05-05 01:24:43 | 119.23 | 94% |
| 39575 | 2016-05-05 01:18:29 | 121.24 | 96% |
| 39323 | 2016-05-02 06:07:19 | 123.57 | 96% |
| 38908 | 2016-04-22 01:12:07 | 100.16 | 92% |
| 38688 | 2016-04-19 04:24:31 | 115.55 | 91% |
| 38448 | 2016-04-17 04:22:00 | 118.27 | 96% |
| 38213 | 2016-04-12 06:31:36 | 149.01 | 98% |
| 37863 | 2016-04-07 01:00:13 | 128.29 | 95% |
| 37822 | 2016-04-06 07:15:55 | 131.08 | 96% |
| 36242 | 2016-03-18 21:21:10 | 125.02 | 99% |
| 35918 | 2016-03-15 08:30:10 | 133.37 | 97% |
| 35140 | 2016-03-12 00:47:21 | 111.78 | 98% |
| 34985 | 2016-03-11 11:30:35 | 79.79 | 98% |
| 34727 | 2016-03-08 00:06:13 | 100.51 | 97% |
| 34468 | 2016-03-03 21:21:55 | 109.39 | 97% |
| 34413 | 2016-03-02 21:05:52 | 122.69 | 98% |
| 34385 | 2016-03-02 09:16:02 | 144.87 | 100% |
| 33937 | 2016-02-26 01:00:41 | 121.19 | 94% |
| 33706 | 2016-02-21 22:47:11 | 120.71 | 94% |
| 32813 | 2016-01-30 07:09:54 | 137.44 | 98% |
| 32670 | 2016-01-29 00:36:24 | 132.86 | 97% |
| 32058 | 2016-01-23 02:49:24 | 136.36 | 99% |
| 31692 | 2016-01-19 05:41:27 | 136.97 | 100% |
| 31619 | 2016-01-18 05:45:14 | 143.19 | 99% |
| 31433 | 2016-01-16 14:30:38 | 107.82 | 96% |
| 31230 | 2016-01-14 21:33:29 | 131.68 | 96% |
| 29378 | 2015-12-25 02:03:32 | 119.65 | 94% |
| 28485 | 2015-12-18 19:26:02 | 136.49 | 99% |
| 28216 | 2015-12-15 22:03:43 | 124.74 | 95% |
| 27854 | 2015-12-07 02:29:29 | 131.43 | 96% |
| 27507 | 2015-12-04 20:09:36 | 111.36 | 92% |
| 26826 | 2015-11-30 22:37:35 | 115.32 | 93% |
| 24940 | 2015-11-22 01:40:11 | 108.82 | 92% |
| 24539 | 2015-11-20 09:28:15 | 140.76 | 100% |
| 24093 | 2015-11-18 20:56:28 | 87.25 | 98% |
| 21891 | 2015-11-08 03:49:25 | 135.32 | 97% |
| 21713 | 2015-11-07 10:30:55 | 123.64 | 93% |
| 20690 | 2015-11-05 00:53:15 | 121.65 | 93% |
| 20123 | 2015-11-02 17:17:18 | 138.43 | 98% |
| 20048 | 2015-11-02 09:22:30 | 129.91 | 98% |
| 19059 | 2015-10-28 05:49:34 | 148.69 | 99% |
| 19048 | 2015-10-28 05:41:40 | 114.79 | 100% |
| 17650 | 2015-10-21 04:38:48 | 141.88 | 99% |
| 17612 | 2015-10-20 23:01:44 | 138.45 | 99% |
| 17107 | 2015-10-19 00:21:38 | 119.41 | 95% |
| 16948 | 2015-10-18 07:58:54 | 130.34 | 97% |
| 16642 | 2015-10-17 00:56:55 | 55.87 | 98% |
| 16038 | 2015-10-13 08:25:02 | 137.45 | 100% |
| 15090 | 2015-10-09 15:22:49 | 139.73 | 100% |
| 14791 | 2015-10-09 02:08:29 | 125.78 | 96% |
| 14383 | 2015-10-05 08:21:04 | 142.39 | 99% |
| 14206 | 2015-10-04 07:52:48 | 133.07 | 100% |
| 14143 | 2015-10-04 02:39:00 | 102.85 | 98% |
| 13438 | 2015-09-28 04:01:28 | 121.57 | 97% |
| 12691 | 2015-09-25 00:58:19 | 102.87 | 94% |
| 10069 | 2015-09-13 14:12:48 | 118.87 | 95% |
| 9916 | 2015-09-13 04:24:40 | 116.57 | 97% |
| 8110 | 2015-09-05 04:37:09 | 97.23 | 99% |
| 7551 | 2015-09-03 01:47:55 | 125.22 | 99% |
| 6714 | 2015-09-01 01:19:46 | 114.76 | 100% |
| 6610 | 2015-08-31 09:23:29 | 84.11 | 97% |
| 6178 | 2015-08-30 05:58:39 | 99.50 | 93% |
| 5430 | 2015-08-28 05:40:07 | 121.61 | 99% |
| 5138 | 2015-08-27 11:13:42 | 119.02 | 100% |
| 5087 | 2015-08-27 04:50:35 | 125.56 | 99% |
| 5016 | 2015-08-26 06:15:31 | 114.12 | 96% |
| 4715 | 2015-08-24 04:24:54 | 113.32 | 97% |
| 4568 | 2015-08-22 05:02:48 | 117.69 | 97% |
| 4265 | 2015-08-19 11:52:25 | 108.91 | 97% |
| 4065 | 2015-08-18 09:26:27 | 103.47 | 95% |
| 1417 | 2015-07-03 16:04:43 | 97.87 | 96% |
| 353 | 2015-06-28 10:51:54 | 105.81 | 98% |