And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8624 | 2013-11-14 10:02:39 | 70.03 | 96% |
| 8423 | 2013-10-03 13:03:01 | 71.52 | 97% |
| 8412 | 2013-10-03 10:42:14 | 70.60 | 97% |
| 8138 | 2013-09-05 14:11:18 | 69.00 | 96% |
| 8046 | 2013-09-04 10:17:54 | 66.59 | 93% |
| 8026 | 2013-09-04 09:48:54 | 70.80 | 97% |
| 7591 | 2013-08-21 06:51:20 | 64.73 | 96% |
| 6638 | 2011-11-18 10:45:53 | 70.74 | 97% |
| 6419 | 2011-11-06 23:40:14 | 62.37 | 95% |
| 6273 | 2011-11-02 23:24:30 | 52.14 | 92% |
| 5162 | 2010-11-28 13:04:24 | 65.16 | |
| 5077 | 2010-11-26 15:34:44 | 68.22 | |
| 5036 | 2010-11-24 08:47:41 | 65.08 | |
| 4986 | 2010-11-13 22:04:06 | 68.18 | |
| 4803 | 2010-11-04 19:32:37 | 68.85 | |
| 4618 | 2010-10-26 08:45:16 | 67.50 | |
| 4524 | 2010-10-19 20:41:22 | 59.03 | |
| 4363 | 2010-10-10 18:36:56 | 64.54 | |
| 4153 | 2010-09-30 10:08:47 | 72.70 | |
| 3904 | 2010-09-24 12:57:20 | 60.85 | |
| 3661 | 2010-09-16 12:09:23 | 69.98 | |
| 3491 | 2010-09-15 10:23:54 | 62.36 | |
| 2172 | 2010-08-17 21:36:05 | 56.91 | |
| 2102 | 2010-08-16 20:49:16 | 56.21 | |
| 1715 | 2009-10-02 11:58:04 | 71.32 | |
| 1453 | 2009-09-02 06:26:42 | 61.23 | |
| 1232 | 2009-08-25 11:35:06 | 65.54 | |
| 971 | 2009-08-19 09:39:59 | 62.56 | |
| 634 | 2009-08-06 08:19:02 | 56.16 |