Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 31696 | 2020-02-12 14:53:32 | 117.04 | 99% |
| 22584 | 2018-01-20 01:36:31 | 102.64 | 97% |
| 21663 | 2018-01-10 20:24:19 | 113.74 | 98% |
| 19354 | 2017-12-30 12:55:28 | 100.62 | 97% |
| 18750 | 2017-12-26 01:24:50 | 106.79 | 97% |
| 17622 | 2017-12-06 19:02:29 | 110.11 | 98% |
| 15871 | 2017-08-27 17:18:15 | 105.63 | 98% |
| 10929 | 2015-07-02 00:38:24 | 96.43 | 95% |
| 10787 | 2015-06-22 01:08:22 | 87.44 | 93% |
| 9008 | 2014-10-02 11:48:44 | 80.11 | 91% |
| 8882 | 2014-09-29 11:10:16 | 85.57 | 94% |
| 8728 | 2014-09-27 08:58:36 | 82.30 | 89% |
| 8048 | 2014-09-20 04:34:43 | 72.02 | 93% |
| 6718 | 2014-08-22 19:24:14 | 76.97 | 92% |
| 6131 | 2014-08-15 17:07:14 | 85.43 | 95% |
| 5425 | 2014-08-06 19:01:24 | 80.79 | 91% |
| 5139 | 2014-07-23 10:24:06 | 61.57 | 87% |
| 4922 | 2014-06-19 17:14:23 | 85.77 | 92% |
| 4255 | 2014-04-20 11:55:51 | 79.94 | 93% |
| 4227 | 2014-04-20 08:56:35 | 66.47 | 85% |
| 3714 | 2014-03-25 19:42:53 | 86.83 | 95% |
| 3607 | 2014-03-13 19:31:19 | 69.91 | 89% |
| 3546 | 2014-03-10 18:22:32 | 75.13 | 92% |
| 2673 | 2014-02-04 03:43:08 | 62.23 | 85% |
| 2654 | 2014-02-02 03:06:57 | 70.18 | 91% |
| 2327 | 2013-12-22 01:33:33 | 67.13 | 91% |
| 1730 | 2013-11-14 22:31:06 | 58.40 | 91% |
| 751 | 2013-10-22 15:09:23 | 55.59 | 87% |
| 498 | 2013-10-16 21:32:31 | 48.08 | 87% |
| 161 | 2013-10-10 12:36:01 | 49.73 | 90% |
| 31 | 2013-10-09 12:25:57 | 50.26 | 90% |