You know, I used to think I was a really great quarterback in high school. Still think so, too. Can't even bring myself to light a cigarette 'cause I keep thinkin' I gotta stay in shape. You know what really gets me, though? I mean, here I am, I gotta live in this stinkin' town, and I gotta read in the newspapers about some hot-shot kid, new star of the college team. Every year, it's gonna be a new one. Every year it's never gonna be me. I'm just gonna be Mike.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 32054 | 2020-08-11 23:38:45 | 116.20 | 97% |
| 30603 | 2019-05-03 23:33:11 | 122.63 | 97% |
| 26430 | 2018-03-11 14:38:57 | 121.35 | 98% |
| 19353 | 2017-12-30 12:54:36 | 113.77 | 98% |
| 17880 | 2017-12-20 02:34:52 | 112.39 | 97% |
| 17024 | 2017-11-29 19:34:27 | 122.80 | 98% |