The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 30041 | 2019-04-12 21:59:11 | 114.15 | 97% |
| 16959 | 2017-11-22 18:58:38 | 119.67 | 98% |
| 14635 | 2016-11-21 07:56:43 | 96.66 | 92% |
| 14217 | 2016-11-11 21:42:12 | 105.05 | 94% |
| 12212 | 2015-08-01 00:06:34 | 101.55 | 96% |
| 11209 | 2015-07-10 10:53:00 | 98.22 | 93% |
| 11018 | 2015-07-06 00:12:22 | 97.98 | 96% |
| 10744 | 2015-06-01 00:22:49 | 93.88 | 95% |
| 7361 | 2014-09-05 14:44:42 | 82.42 | 93% |
| 6723 | 2014-08-22 19:30:54 | 79.85 | 90% |
| 6547 | 2014-08-20 16:43:44 | 82.66 | 92% |
| 6053 | 2014-08-14 15:49:59 | 93.03 | 97% |
| 5869 | 2014-08-12 16:04:30 | 81.76 | 92% |
| 5855 | 2014-08-12 15:49:44 | 76.35 | 91% |
| 5703 | 2014-08-10 10:57:44 | 85.16 | 93% |
| 5434 | 2014-08-06 19:10:05 | 86.84 | 96% |
| 5182 | 2014-07-26 12:14:18 | 91.51 | 95% |
| 4264 | 2014-04-20 12:04:36 | 76.10 | 93% |
| 4167 | 2014-04-10 14:43:33 | 77.15 | 93% |
| 4113 | 2014-04-08 19:35:33 | 84.32 | 95% |
| 2832 | 2014-02-10 17:25:40 | 79.30 | 95% |
| 2468 | 2013-12-24 05:01:47 | 72.31 | 93% |
| 2384 | 2013-12-22 05:59:22 | 61.19 | 86% |
| 1612 | 2013-11-13 15:08:39 | 62.61 | 89% |
| 1437 | 2013-11-10 04:00:56 | 62.26 | 91% |
| 1370 | 2013-11-04 05:54:29 | 64.79 | 92% |
| 1071 | 2013-10-26 19:03:03 | 65.45 | 92% |
| 622 | 2013-10-19 13:59:09 | 54.85 | 86% |