And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 32574 | 2021-11-12 16:31:56 | 138.26 | 98% |
| 27650 | 2018-12-12 14:37:03 | 116.13 | 97% |
| 18022 | 2017-12-22 03:56:22 | 119.76 | 98% |
| 15890 | 2017-08-27 17:35:40 | 117.91 | 98% |
| 14437 | 2016-11-17 00:08:38 | 128.41 | 98% |
| 12811 | 2015-09-30 07:52:55 | 88.09 | 94% |
| 12705 | 2015-09-24 21:41:21 | 96.21 | 95% |
| 12611 | 2015-09-17 19:03:54 | 117.38 | 97% |
| 12216 | 2015-08-01 00:11:11 | 102.09 | 93% |
| 11560 | 2015-07-19 15:22:39 | 103.23 | 92% |
| 11407 | 2015-07-16 14:28:49 | 108.37 | 96% |
| 11183 | 2015-07-09 21:43:47 | 94.62 | 91% |
| 8412 | 2014-09-23 13:30:23 | 95.79 | 95% |
| 8059 | 2014-09-20 04:45:42 | 94.56 | 95% |
| 7930 | 2014-09-18 07:52:45 | 107.77 | 97% |
| 7343 | 2014-09-04 16:30:24 | 79.64 | 91% |
| 6639 | 2014-08-21 19:16:05 | 94.30 | 94% |
| 6316 | 2014-08-16 18:01:02 | 93.06 | 92% |
| 5771 | 2014-08-11 12:45:33 | 82.18 | 90% |
| 5695 | 2014-08-10 10:49:48 | 96.16 | 95% |
| 4269 | 2014-04-20 15:30:41 | 86.55 | 96% |
| 4006 | 2014-04-05 13:33:06 | 89.50 | 93% |
| 3743 | 2014-03-26 14:07:52 | 68.38 | 87% |
| 3530 | 2014-02-24 20:07:53 | 62.53 | 85% |
| 2151 | 2013-12-13 04:27:30 | 76.95 | 92% |
| 2017 | 2013-12-03 02:36:13 | 73.83 | 94% |
| 1728 | 2013-11-14 22:28:09 | 65.70 | 91% |
| 1544 | 2013-11-11 10:06:37 | 73.56 | 92% |
| 1413 | 2013-11-06 11:12:54 | 71.99 | 92% |
| 658 | 2013-10-20 23:57:10 | 65.80 | 91% |
| 57 | 2013-10-09 14:09:33 | 50.23 | 91% |