The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10706 | 2016-08-18 00:05:33 | 119.52 | 98% |
| 4909 | 2014-10-12 06:02:44 | 117.95 | 98% |
| 4211 | 2014-09-20 03:33:19 | 116.10 | 99% |
| 4111 | 2014-09-18 03:15:18 | 105.40 | 94% |
| 3308 | 2011-07-17 01:23:22 | 116.54 | 98% |
| 2875 | 2011-07-12 19:10:54 | 101.97 | 96% |
| 2578 | 2011-06-26 00:18:16 | 109.53 | 98% |
| 1274 | 2009-08-01 03:17:27 | 105.57 | |
| 417 | 2009-01-30 23:49:26 | 105.10 | |
| 371 | 2008-12-05 04:54:43 | 104.23 | |
| 186 | 2008-10-31 23:34:17 | 100.27 |