And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10805 | 2016-08-20 00:32:22 | 114.89 | 95% |
| 10670 | 2016-08-14 01:59:30 | 132.43 | 97% |
| 10269 | 2016-03-02 21:05:56 | 109.80 | 95% |
| 9955 | 2016-02-17 23:04:22 | 129.93 | 97% |
| 7402 | 2015-07-20 06:26:11 | 114.49 | 93% |
| 7090 | 2015-07-09 04:48:24 | 123.73 | 96% |
| 6694 | 2015-06-26 16:51:16 | 123.62 | 97% |
| 6551 | 2015-06-21 06:40:56 | 116.48 | 95% |
| 6244 | 2015-06-04 16:43:50 | 123.95 | 98% |
| 6097 | 2015-03-02 03:12:51 | 121.16 | 98% |
| 6005 | 2015-02-02 20:57:27 | 121.51 | 97% |
| 5386 | 2014-10-18 04:07:07 | 113.78 | 95% |
| 5192 | 2014-10-13 06:38:15 | 115.67 | 93% |
| 4717 | 2014-10-06 02:08:47 | 120.07 | 95% |
| 4671 | 2014-09-26 16:25:37 | 119.08 | 95% |
| 4528 | 2014-09-21 22:13:32 | 115.22 | 97% |
| 3987 | 2014-09-15 02:06:42 | 115.41 | 97% |
| 1302 | 2009-08-07 01:20:19 | 122.04 | |
| 711 | 2009-06-26 02:51:38 | 102.73 | |
| 598 | 2009-06-18 17:27:53 | 108.34 | |
| 549 | 2009-06-11 22:53:19 | 114.14 | |
| 230 | 2008-11-16 20:38:04 | 115.28 | |
| 191 | 2008-10-31 23:39:12 | 98.22 | |
| 161 | 2008-10-29 01:54:39 | 106.31 |