And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9523 | 2016-05-01 06:34:04 | 97.46 | 98% |
| 8747 | 2015-10-13 08:04:01 | 88.81 | 95% |
| 8427 | 2015-06-08 11:52:50 | 103.81 | 98% |
| 8267 | 2015-06-02 10:57:05 | 102.20 | 100% |
| 7850 | 2015-02-26 11:13:47 | 89.17 | 97% |
| 6200 | 2014-11-01 08:36:11 | 84.75 | 96% |
| 5677 | 2014-10-18 08:29:53 | 87.00 | 97% |
| 5539 | 2014-10-13 12:13:06 | 89.68 | 98% |
| 5361 | 2014-10-01 02:09:48 | 84.26 | 97% |
| 4924 | 2013-11-09 11:18:41 | 84.76 | 96% |
| 4297 | 2012-10-03 09:38:15 | 85.94 | 98% |
| 3855 | 2012-09-01 13:12:27 | 74.26 | 91% |
| 3816 | 2012-08-31 16:07:18 | 84.79 | 94% |
| 3656 | 2012-07-25 15:51:08 | 78.19 | 91% |
| 2793 | 2012-02-03 10:42:25 | 87.42 | 96% |
| 2733 | 2012-02-01 09:53:27 | 78.41 | 92% |
| 2592 | 2012-01-28 11:53:51 | 75.19 | 94% |
| 2320 | 2012-01-14 09:19:55 | 70.97 | 95% |
| 1495 | 2011-12-26 16:03:58 | 66.56 | 89% |
| 1402 | 2011-12-25 03:23:09 | 80.35 | 94% |
| 1317 | 2011-12-23 15:47:33 | 61.39 | 91% |
| 1073 | 2011-12-11 15:12:49 | 73.96 | 95% |
| 463 | 2011-11-25 02:38:08 | 63.18 | 96% |