The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 19215 | 2016-04-03 01:19:38 | 141.73 | 99% |
| 19097 | 2015-05-25 22:45:28 | 134.15 | 97% |
| 18721 | 2015-01-23 03:24:29 | 128.07 | 92% |
| 15588 | 2013-11-30 12:32:46 | 120.17 | 94% |
| 15381 | 2013-11-21 11:31:05 | 137.07 | 96% |
| 15356 | 2013-11-20 00:42:42 | 123.34 | 94% |
| 15257 | 2013-11-17 04:23:30 | 122.28 | 92% |
| 15202 | 2013-11-15 04:10:43 | 130.71 | 98% |
| 14301 | 2013-10-28 08:17:53 | 120.66 | 88% |
| 13218 | 2013-09-23 04:28:21 | 146.49 | 99% |
| 12291 | 2013-09-08 08:36:13 | 134.95 | 97% |
| 10728 | 2013-07-18 22:18:30 | 121.00 | 95% |
| 10321 | 2013-01-16 08:53:42 | 128.98 | 97% |
| 9783 | 2011-12-11 02:04:51 | 141.93 | 98% |
| 9666 | 2011-11-24 05:03:17 | 126.74 | 97% |
| 9521 | 2011-09-05 02:46:59 | 128.74 | 96% |
| 8471 | 2010-09-03 07:09:07 | 133.48 | |
| 7508 | 2010-05-29 07:42:36 | 127.57 | |
| 7163 | 2010-05-23 16:13:38 | 114.85 | |
| 6984 | 2010-05-22 03:35:06 | 115.91 | |
| 6687 | 2010-05-16 10:26:18 | 128.14 | |
| 6021 | 2010-02-24 01:03:04 | 133.11 | |
| 5114 | 2009-12-19 09:54:37 | 127.07 | |
| 4319 | 2009-11-15 11:13:46 | 131.38 | |
| 3902 | 2009-11-10 11:48:41 | 116.94 | |
| 3586 | 2009-11-03 20:43:40 | 104.89 | |
| 3246 | 2009-10-29 20:37:58 | 126.28 | |
| 2452 | 2009-10-12 10:48:43 | 124.37 | |
| 1855 | 2009-09-17 05:34:54 | 133.26 | |
| 1601 | 2009-09-08 23:19:30 | 114.04 | |
| 1003 | 2009-07-08 21:06:17 | 123.32 | |
| 861 | 2009-05-17 04:30:24 | 106.58 | |
| 388 | 2009-04-02 18:30:46 | 115.31 | |
| 368 | 2009-04-01 21:02:30 | 94.90 |